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| Praise: Mingo? Mingo?
Is that the best you could do Mom? Mango sounds better. |
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| Praise: How do you
spell that? Satan or Satin? I can never remember. Thanks! A+ |
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| Praise: When china
buys my items, I know I've made it big! |
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| Praise: When you were
born, that dark area wasn't a shadow. Birth is a messy process. |
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| Praise: Scabies on
your arse, scabies on your face. Oh my, my, scabies every place! |
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| Praise: EEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKKKKKKKKKKKKKkkkkkkkkkkkk
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Praise: Lucy said you
eat with your mouth open, spraying the black beans everywhere. |
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| Praise: Use a lotion
or something. Oh, that's hair? Then SHAVE! Prickles don't get bids. |
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| Praise: Lowered. Hydralics.
1200 Watt system. Ground FX. 13" tires. Spikey collar. |
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| Praise: Hops like a
rabbit, but you can kick it like a dog. |
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| Praise: Clannish. Only
likes brass monkeys. Thanks for shipping DSL. |
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| Praise: And all along
I thought you were just an airhead. Sorry. |
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| Praise: Has a great
big chin, doesn't know when to quit! |
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| Praise: Good to know
someone understands these things. Still, you stink. |
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| Praise: Is that anything
like the HOV lane? |
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| Praise: I saw Mr.Bunya.
Don't sit on him anymore, he wobbles enough already. Thanks. |
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| Praise: I read about
you in school. You sure discovered a lot. |
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| Praise: Pointy, sharp,
long. Upstanding. Hmm. Careful girls. |
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| Response: Aren't there rules about 12
year olds using ebay? |
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| Praise: I suppose you'd
rather our alphabet had 25 letters. |
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| Praise: What! Are you
trying to break it open? |
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| User: kurano
(2)
Date: 07/25/99, 11:20:05 PDT |
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| Praise: Thanks for
returning my chicken. You can have your dress back now. |
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| User: juant
(3)
Date: 07/25/99, 11:19:44 PDT |
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| Praise: Is that you
going around turning new books into used by looking at 'em? Stop it! |
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| Praise: The operator
won't appreciate you doing that. |
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| Praise: Items came
wrapped in a blue singing lady. Caught me off guard. |
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| Praise: Honestly, are
you fast? Do your dates feel cheated? |
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| Praise: Its nice to
see someone satisfied with just 23 cents. Really. It is. |
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| Praise: Good, I'm glad
you got finally got it started! |
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| Praise: Say it! Say
DING! |
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| Praise: The other half
can wait at the airport. |
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| Praise: Give it back!
Give it back! You can't keep all of them! |
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| Praise: Yeah, isn't
it pretty? Flush it and get on with your day. |
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| Praise: Yeah! Drill
'er end. You know she loves it! |
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| Praise: except when
you're not. |
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| Praise: What are you
for the rest of the year? |
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| Praise: Some will think
you are quackers, but your beak is such a nice shade of orange. |
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| Praise: It can't all
be for cash, because then what's the cash for? |
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| Praise: You parked
your barge on my camel's foot. Not nice. Next time, ask first. |
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| Praise: Give props
out to Jesus! Jesus be raisin da ROOF in heaven! |
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| Praise: No, that's
a very large fly. Run! |
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User: zool
(26)
Date: 07/25/99, 11:02:54 PDT |
| Praise: Vego, why am
I drippings with goo? |
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| Praise: Cuts like a
pecan and rolls like a chickpea. I am undecided here. Cashew? |
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| Praise: Computits?
That's unnatural! Morbid! Fascinating! |
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| Praise: When you achieve
rank of indian, your property is taken away and you get measles |
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| Praise: ... a baby
in her womb and a beer where it seems the baby was drinking directly. |
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| Praise: Oh sure, you
promised spicey and gave me sporty! I still like her though. |
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| Praise: Are you a GOOD
witch or a BAD witch? I need to know which witch is which, 'kay? |
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| User: asdf
(24)
Date: 07/25/99, 10:59:20 PDT |
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| Praise: Well now, THAT'S
a commemorable date if there ever was one! |
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| Praise: Let me ask
you a question. Do you smell something? |
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| Praise: Can I bid on
your bag-of-spoons? I'll bid high, so you don't cry. |
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| Praise: You are nothing
like your name. You are more like a briefcase. I like you. |
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| User: a.p.b
(50)
Date: 07/25/99, 10:57:41 PDT |
| Praise: Suspect is
wearing a large black coat and is completely naked. Has no coat. |
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| Praise: Chris, you're
my pal and all, but I always wondered why you have a bad last name |
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| Praise: Your fiesta
is TOO LITTLE 'cause I can't ride the ponies, they're TOO small! |
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| Praise: That is exactly
our point, my dear friend! Do you know Abby? |
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| Praise: xtrahappybabe
is married to xtralongschlong. No wonder. |
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| Praise: Boobalicious!
Provides cleavage under the most impossible circumstances. A+ |
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| Praise: hello hello
hello? is is is any any any body body body there? there? there? |
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| Praise: Who puts the
wing in a wingwang? Wingwang! Who puts the wang in a wingwang? Joe! |
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| Praise: Thank you for
not squeezing your pus volcanoes on the mirror. |
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| Praise: Ed, cleanup
aisle 4. Bring a mop. Hurry, bring extra Clorox disinfectant bleach. |
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| Praise: Get outta my
tulip garden you big oaf! Tip Toe!!!! Sheesh! |
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| User: vomit
(1)
Date: 07/25/99, 10:53:28 PDT |
| Praise: I think Huckapo
is looking for you. You have a 2:30 appointment in his MOUTH. |
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| Praise: You're the
one who's an anus! But your items are lemony fresh!! A+ |
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| Praise: Now THAT'S
how diseases are spread! |
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| Praise: I only wanted
one cat, not three, so I gave two away. I kept the ugly one. A+ |
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| User: toejam
(4)
Date: 07/25/99, 10:52:17 PDT |
| Praise: What on God's
green earth did you use for packaging material?!?! Ugh! |
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| Praise: You're quick,
you're fast! You're fast & quick & fast! Thatlegendaryhedgehoggirl |
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| Praise: I'm so glad
your auctions are dutch. I can order a month of meals! All baby rats |
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| Praise: Whoops, no
it's not! Please send it back immediately. It's not for you. |
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| Praise: Even onesheet's
method is better than what you're doing. Toilet paper is useful. |
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| Praise: Coochie coochie
coo! Baby wanna milk? Da ba goo! Baby wanna strychnine? |
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| Praise: Geez! Those
really were old plums you sent me! I like 'em. Thanks! |
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| Praise: Before you
mine too deeply, talk to stevecrab. He's been down that road. |
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| Praise: Good items,
but THEY'RE MADE OUT OF PEOPLE!!! THEY'RE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Praise: That's what
they call you? What a stupid nickname! "Hi softballnickname." |
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| Praise: Who's golden?
You are! The theater says so! |
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| Praise: Be careful
of this one - caught smelling armpits of wrestlers. Whew! |
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| Praise: Item sent.
Was very difficult to capture in the wild. I used an AIRPLANE! |
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| Praise: I blame God
for my problems.Blah blah blah, God this, God that.It's God's fault. |
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| Praise: Oh sure, you're
a happy camper, but what about the rest of us? Huh? AAA+++ |
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| Praise: I saw you walkin'
on tip toe--you never walked on a tie in your life! |
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| Praise: Bueno is as
bueno does. Did you think I wouldn't notice?! |
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| Praise: You used to
be so clear...now you are cloudy. Don't worry, it'll clear up. |
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| Praise: How do you
get all the cow and pig parts inside the plastic casing? A Miracle! |
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| Praise: I licked Bob,
he was very salty. Blood pressure skyrocketed, still recommend! |
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| User: rimjob
(5)
Date: 07/25/99, 10:27:41 PDT |
| Praise: I love to get
my bunghole licked. Or new hubcaps, whichever you're offering. |
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| Praise: Please don't
use the spoon for rectal exams today. I WILL use that spoon to eat. |
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| Praise: racerbrown,
go to town! Make a mess when my pants are down! |
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| Praise: Actually, I
am very kind. I just forgot to take my medication today. |
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| Praise: You must be
Princess Pita's mom. A lovely girl with a chronic yeast infection. |
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| Praise: If I PUSH your
finger instead, will your colon go agape and suck in air? |
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| Praise: You say: 'Why
be fat on a farm when I can be fat on eBay?' Very smart. |
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| Praise: Provides good
nutrition to fetuses and makes great shampoo. Gooey. A+++ |
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| Praise: Thanks so much
for the tick circus--only 2 died in shipping, but they were old. |
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| Praise: When you were
born were you two joined at the face? No. That's my |
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| Praise: My dog is water
resistant to 10 meters (greezy coat).How bout you? |
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| Praise: No, no, no.
It's SANDWICH. No one wants you to make them a sandjwink. |
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| Praise: You should
really get your nurple looked at by a doctor. It |
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| Praise: Was able to
overcome girth deficiency with an agile tongue! A+++++++++++++++ |
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| Praise: So, you're
a shared account? What if this feedback is only for paper? |
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| Praise: Yes you are.
I bid on your items just to mess with you. I won't pay. It was fun. |
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| Praise: What comes
after Q, matey? ...AARRRR! What comes after R? ...AARRRR! |
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| Praise: If you're ever
in the woods, DO NOT wipe yourself with a pinecone. BBBRRAAAPPP! |
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| Praise: That?s just
sick, man. And what does the pineapple do? |
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| Praise: Rrrrring! Rrrrring!
Rrrrring! (It's probably for you) Rrrrring! |
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| Praise: Maybe if you
weren't on Ebay 14 hours a day, your personality would develop. |
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| Praise: The live dog
was received in fair condition.Plenty of peppers as packaging! |
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| Praise: I love what
you've done with the place. Blue ceiling, white floor. Item #s. |
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| Praise: Let's cook
up a pot o' turnip greens, and go ketch us some hot fuzzbubba. |
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| Praise: Very persistent
in pursuit of high quality, 100% cotton paper. Get a life! A++ |
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| Praise: I can really
relate to your name. I have parts that are olddirty too. Several. |
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| Praise: You just don't
get it, do you? No. You don't. |
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| User: noneck
(3)
Date: 07/25/99, 10:05:42 PDT |
| Praise: Ethereal transaction.
Very spooky. Head hovers above torso/brisket. |
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| Praise: Don?t you look
at me like that!! |
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| User: nobids
(4)
Date: 07/25/99, 10:04:29 PDT |
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| Praise: I ordered a
package, and it came INSIDE another package. Go figure! A+ |
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| Praise: I have no nipples,
so I bid on yours. Dutch auction. Many bids. I only got one. |
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| Praise: No, you are
more than that! 1/3 human, 1/6 lion, 1/2 reptile. You're huliorep! |
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| Praise: CANCEROUS feedback.
Evil feedback. (I love you!) HORRIBLE FEEDBACK! |
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| User: narud
(4)
Date: 07/25/99, 10:02:15 PDT |
| Praise: You should
set tougher goals. But, if you want to get naru'd, follow me. |
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| Praise: Last time anyone
touched my yobo, they got a swift kick in the cojohns. |
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| Praise: I know what'll
get you moving. OATBAG! No? How about OATBAG FILLED WITH CRACK? |
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| Praise: Yer all saddled
up, pardner. Got yer chew in? Good. Know how to chew? Good. |
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| Praise: Um... I'm guessing
you are a letter? |
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| Praise: If you're this
good, I can't wait until I buy from the full version! |
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| Praise: I will send
a bushel of mangoes IMMEDIATELY! Six cats is WAY too many! |
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| Praise: Whoa buddy!
I'll tell my mom not to buy from you! Keep away! |
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| Praise: We know it's
a multipass. |
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| Praise: What did you
miss out on? Maybe we can help you? Out the door? |
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| Praise: You don't fool
me, you are not the real Mr. Deltoid. Yours are papiermache. |
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| Praise: Mr. Wideass
I?m sure, too. |
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| User: mouse
(14)
Date: 07/25/99, 09:56:32 PDT |
| Praise: Click HERE
to see nothing happen. |
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| Praise: WAAAAA! Free
Listing Day! There, they're, their, have a kleenex. A+ |
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| Praise: I met one,
and he was pretty ugly. Your other child can't look that bad. Oh. |
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| Praise: Hunts food
with keen sense of smell. Then the beans kick in and he loses trail. |
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| Praise: Your name will
be meaningless in 6 months. You will then be called "Hank." |
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| Praise: There are excellent
12-step programs for people addicted to pottery.GO NOW! |
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| Praise: Hello there
Mr. Disk! Please, do that trick where you spin around at 7200 rpm. |
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| Praise: I ordered a
HAM sandwich. What you sent is all chewed up. |
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| Praise: You call that
a stain? I'll give ya a stain that'll stretch from you to your mom |
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| Praise: The burger
meat that tastes like a man. Ground up. With sauce. |
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| Praise: I'm glad you
think its funny! I never saw the humor in it, personally. |
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| Praise: you can suck
my purple jelly. |
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| Praise: You mythical
creature, give me back my microwave! |
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| Praise: No, it's spelled
mysteries. No. No. NO. Stop saying yes. |
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| Praise: I'm a minorbidder.
Maybe that's why I don't win. I want PACKAGES!SEVERAL OF'EM! |
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| Praise: Dictionaries
are excellent ways to learn how to spell polysyllabic words. |
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| Praise: I was gonna
eat you up by putting you in my mouth whole. Not anymore, Mad Tater. |
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| Praise: Has big ears,
eats cheese, is not gay, but likes gay things, like potpurri. |
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| Praise: Your wife asked
me to tell you that mouthwash is a good thing. There, I said it. |
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| Praise: I told you
not to pound on the speakers. Now they're mad. |
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| Praise: Ben's english
teacher said "you and I" was proper, but screw that! Me and you!! |
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| User: mangia
(4)
Date: 07/25/99, 09:49:43 PDT |
| Praise: Per favore,
mangia il mio culio. |
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| Praise: I found you.
You were here all along. I think your problem is a lost owner. |
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| Praise: Poor communication.
Emails filled with "Duuurrr. Graaa. Noeee. Buugrummm." |
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| Praise: Very good delivery.
Muffled communication. A REAL PLEASURE to deal with. |
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| Praise: He's not cute
thats fo dam sho. Dem cornas pokin out his face make him look foul |
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| Praise: I got it. Here
you go. |
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| Praise: Known for harboring
mealybugs. I do not recommend this bidder/seller to anyone. |
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| Praise: The way you
moved your items in my face made me bid so high I need new pants. |
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| Praise: I bet you're
a finalist too. |
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| Praise: Jona Thone,
Jona Thone. Talks all day on the telephone. Jona Thone. |
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| Praise: If you are
blue, you are thinner than if you are red. |
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| Praise: Too tight,
squeeze the balls! Too loose, wigglin' balls. Good packaging! A+ |
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| Praise: If you only
have one nut, at least its really, really big. |
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| Praise: larryman took
a larryphoto of you with his larrycamera. I larrysaw. |
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| Praise: _and I don't
care, my master's gone away! |
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| User: lagoon
(3)
Date: 07/25/99, 09:45:43 PDT |
| Praise: Creatures come
out of you. Swamp creatures. In 3-D. I won't buy, I'll look. |
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| Praise: Good. When
you slipped on your vomit & hit your head on my dog I was worried. |
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| Praise: When kids get
a male doll, they always do "the check." Are you like most dolls? |
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| Praise: Doesn't the
"bikini line" hurt profusely? I think so, but I still let her rip! |
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| Praise: I bet they're
just as crazy for you. But would you marry one? YES? You vixen! |
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| User: honey
(17)
Date: 07/25/99, 09:44:44 PDT |
| Praise: Get the honey,
junior. GET THE HONEY, JUNIOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Praise: I'm sorry,
we don't have that. |
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| User: kami
(3)
Date: 07/25/99, 09:43:57 PDT |
| Praise: Highly focused.
Channels energy through the mail. Aura is strong. A++ |
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| Praise: Received item,
but cannot find the needle. |
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| User: kame
(32)
Date: 07/25/99, 09:43:20 PDT |
| Praise: I see you up
there. Come down off that kame and I will bid. COME DOWN NOW! |
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| Praise: Are you friends
with leggy-Joe? He says he loves you! |
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| Praise: Are you SURE
you haven't lost any lately? Your bids have been insane! |
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| Praise: 6 emails &
seller REFUSES to tell me where the other half is, thou I paid 100% |
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| Praise: Are you sure
you don't want any cats? I have a nice mango-colored one for ya. |
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| Praise: Slow and steady
completes the ebay transaction. |
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| Praise: Turn it up
to 11 to rock the house! WOOO!!!! |
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| Praise: I would bid
on your item, but it is too large to fit anywhere on my planet. |
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| Praise: If you're so
gorgeous, what are you doing on Ebay? Everyone's ugly here. A+ |
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| Praise: The one who
makes the cookies? |
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| Praise: By definition,
everything I say is a promise.The cockamamie check is in the mail |
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| Praise: Makes a mess?
Can't get mad, TOO cute. Takes your soul? Can't get mad, TOO cute. |
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| Praise: Oy, Gefiltefish.
I use chewed gefiltefish as a glue bond to hold my yalmulka on. |
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| Praise: You see the
one-eyed monster poking through, and whaddya do? KISS IT! |
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| Praise: You are soggy
because you got rained on. Not like Bottomdollar. |
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| Praise: What goes around
and around, is greezy and cheezy, and bids fatly? You. |
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| Praise: Thanks for
the perforated hot dogs! Yum! |
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| Praise: Your tentacles
are tingling my flanks. Retract those nematocysts at once! |
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| Response: I have no idea who this clown
is. He's obviously just a jerk goofing off. |
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| Praise: 2x + 3 = 2x
+ 6 has no REAL solutions; for god's sake, someone help me!!!!!!!!! |
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| Praise: Hasan Chop!
Can you turn and kick at the same time? WOW! That'll pay the bills! |
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| Praise: I bet you're
very proud of your son and all the glue he's made. |
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| User: jarule
(2)
Date: 07/25/99, 09:37:46 PDT |
| Praise: Hey there boyfriend.
Whatchu doin? You gots 2 jobs flippin burgers?! Damn! |
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| Praise: If some people
used YOU instead of their MOM, we woulda been done by now. A+ |
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| Praise: Nuts so big.
Nuts so wide. Nuts that I could LIVE inside! |
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| User: threat
(7)
Date: 07/25/99, 09:37:08 PDT |
| Praise: This is the
police! Youhave 5 seconds to rais your reserve or you"ll get bids> |
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| Praise: Mm-Kamakatchka.
Mm-Kamatchka. Mm-Kamakatchka. Mm-Kamatchka. |
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| Praise: Small enough
to write with, yet still a swan in all other aspects. |
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| Praise: I thought ebay
was at ebay.com. I guess it's at windchime.com. Live n' learn. |
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| Praise: Aren't you
the fecal fiend! And Y2K compliant also! |
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| User: doris
(9)
Date: 07/25/99, 09:35:57 PDT |
| Praise: Trouble remembering
her name? It rhymes with a part of the female anatomy. |
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| User: howee
(1)
Date: 07/25/99, 09:35:54 PDT |
| Praise: I love how
exuberant you become when I bid! You even send me extra children. |
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| Praise: When I opened
the box, all the pins were knocked down. Coincidence? |
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| Praise: My package
arrived in a unique fashion. Very expensive. More than UPS. |
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| User: doobs
(47)
Date: 07/25/99, 09:34:52 PDT |
| Praise: No, it's pronounced
"dibs." |
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| Praise: Where do you
keep all your hippos? In the pool? The water must be lovely. |
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| Praise: The most fun
is when you remove their limbs and urinate inside their torso. A+ |
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| Praise: This chair
be high says I. |
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| Praise: Scoop, scoop,
scoop that poop - scoop that poop! Get down low, use LEVERAGE! |
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| User: guzzle
(2)
Date: 07/25/99, 09:33:37 PDT |
| Praise: To swallow
up greedily or in large amounts; gulp, gorge,ingurgitate,guzzle. |
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| Praise: You're squishy
& icky, but I still like to feel you moving around in my mouth. |
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| Praise: How long does
it take for the schnauzer seeds to germinate? |
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| Praise: I know it's
been 7 months since I sent the check, but I assure you it's coming. |
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| Praise: Those pants
are actually WHITE??? Oh dear, I am going to faint. |
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| Praise: Will you shave
my fuzzbubba in our next movie? Then I'll diggle your wingwang. |
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| Praise: You killed
my son. You ripped his arm off. You better bid high so I forgive you. |
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| Praise: Oh my goodnesses
& graciousneses! My little boy Sprutikins is loose on Ebay! |
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| Praise: You may be
grumpy for two reasons: you are on AOL, but you think you're in 'Nam. |
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| Praise: Apparently
you're not cool enough. Someone got the cool number before you. |
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| Praise: CJ is a good
guy. Give him a break. Wipe him once in a while. |
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| Praise: When you learn
to fly in the air, give us a call. Thanks! |
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| Praise: Velvet and
silk are very nice, but she is not nutz about THEM. Still A+ |
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| Praise: Does it slow
you down to eat tuna casserole while shifting? It takes practice. |
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| Praise: I had a great
night, myself. Look on your porch. You won't be so great today. |
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| Praise: 4.4 billion
people. I guess you aren't that significant, china-man. |
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| User: greasy
(7)
Date: 07/25/99, 09:29:06 PDT |
| Praise: I bite into
my sweaty arm and the grease runs over my face and down my neck. |
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| Praise: Who's your
commanding officer? Major Boner? I will tell him how dumb you are! |
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| Praise: Taking life
one drip at a time. |
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| Praise: Bunnyslippers,
Schmunnyslippers. Those are your real feet! A+++++ |
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| Praise: Beer. Beer.
Beer. Piss. Beer. Beer. Beer. Piss. Beer. Beer. Puke. Beer. Beer. |
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| Praise: Keep on speedin,
eBayer. You're going straight to Helsinki. |
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| Praise: I popped bubbleface's
first 150 or so bubbles. You and the rest got away. |
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| Praise: Which guy,
which one? The guy with the feedback rating of 5? |
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| User: bubbie
(3)
Date: 07/25/99, 09:26:45 PDT |
| Praise: Your kishkes
are delicious, bubbie. And the way you stuff the derma -- oy! |
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| User: gob
(11)
Date: 07/25/99, 09:26:42 PDT |
| Praise: 1) A lump or
mass of something soft. A large quantity or amount. Waste |
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| Praise: Was Greg sleeping
with Mrs. Brady or Marcia? Either way, Jan was jealous! |
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| Praise: I am tempted
to cut off your arms to see if you regenerate and bid again. |
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| Praise: Bookworms are
people who eat books, so does that mean you eat those people? |
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| Praise: I see you've
been boo boo-ing da fubu. You went a da boo boo boo! |
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| Praise: Get the tweezers.
Get the Tweezers, I said!!!! Get The TWEEZERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
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| Praise: I had to use
tough actin Tinactin on your items. You're spreading athlete's foot |
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| Praise: And you carry
all 6 wherever you go? That's unnecessary. No one would steal 'em. |
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| Praise: Spiderman,
Spiderman, Bids on things with spider hands, them defaults. |
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| Praise: His dolls are
better than littlehuey's, who rips the hair out before shipping. |
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| User: simba
(99)
Date: 07/25/99, 09:21:47 PDT |
| Praise: You're young
Simba. In a few years you'll be less young. Later you'll be old. |
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| Praise: As she's placing
her snipe bid, Bertha gets highly spasmodic and can't hit OK.. |
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| Praise: When Bertha
Butt did her boogie, she started the Bertha Butt BOOOGGGIIIEEE!!!! |
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| Praise: Does not answer
e-mail after asserting mega-power over innocent joyriders. |
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| Praise: Send me some
minestroni and split pea on the double, I need it for my bath.. |
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| Praise: heyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyhe |
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| Praise: I like to play
beisbol, futbol, basketbol, and racketbol, pero no tennisbol. |
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| Praise: Glop Glop!
Who's that on my shoe? Glop Glop! What's that in my pants? Glop Glop! |
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| Praise: Refund my money
and I'll give you your daughter back. Sattu? Yes, its me. |
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| Response: I don't know who this is...
I have never done business with this person. |
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| Praise: So clean! SO
VERY CLEAN! SO CLEAN AND SLIPPERY!!! |
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| Praise: Does positive
feedback make you horny, baby? It makes me RANDY, baby! YEAH! |
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| Praise: I thought they
did not allow ass to be shown on TV, except NYPD Blue. |
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| Praise: Uses PYRAMIDAL
boxes to ship items. Claims it saves packaging. BULLSHIT. |
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| Praise: Good guy, but
goes through a lot of Wet Naps after lunch. Garbage smells funny. |
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| Praise: You have a
stuffy name. I bet you're a lawyer. Or British. Or both. Or neither. |
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| Praise: Always a pleasure
to deal with. Cherrful 100% refund every time. |
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| Praise: 7-low-flop-flop.
8-medium-crop-crop. 10-too-high-chop-chop. |
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| User: 38dd
(3)
Date: 07/25/99, 09:15:02 PDT |
| Praise: I thought they
were real. Well, this proves me wrong. Now I'll send them back. |
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| Praise: When you saw
bob2166 was taken, you tried 2166bob. Oh well. It's close. |
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| Praise: Youn are avoidable
with simple good hygiene. Then what's your problem?? |
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| Praise: #8 - Thou shalt
not use self-loading midi files on thy auction pages. |
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| Praise: I will ski
4 mike if he'll dance for me. Dance like a woman.I'll ski naked 4 u! |
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| Praise: Honest! Tells
you in his name he is a shit apprentice. I admire that! |
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| User: pship
(96)
Date: 07/25/99, 09:12:25 PDT |
| Praise: Well that's
a new name for it: "I need to go dock the pee ship. Be right back." |
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| Praise: Arctic niggas
will polarcap your punk ass. |
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| Praise: You could keep
your hands warm in your mom's muff, I bet. |
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| Praise: 5x6=30. 4x8=32.
9x10=90. 3x13=69. I am only doing what God said, OK? |
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| Praise: You are so
round, I bid on your whole surface. Then I lick you. |
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| Praise: Thank you for
saving the letter L. |
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| Praise: She does have
alot of jewelry, & she does leave it laying out. OK, I'll do it. |
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| User: fool1
(1)
Date: 07/25/99, 09:08:59 PDT |
| Praise: A bigger fool
than fool2 and fool3, but there are others who are MORE foolish. |
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| Praise: Dont squeak,
little feller. I put WD-40 in your water bowl. Because I care. |
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| User: fool2
(19)
Date: 07/25/99, 09:08:27 PDT |
| Praise: A bigger fool
than fool1, but not as big as fool3. Way to go, fool2! |
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| User: fool3
(1)
Date: 07/25/99, 09:07:53 PDT |
| Praise: Not as big
a fool as either fool1 or fool2!! Way to go, fool3! |
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| Praise: On my way up
now. Get my items ready. I have CASH. And a gun. |
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| Praise: I shaved my
fuzzbubba in the shape of a flower. |
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| Praise: I bet you bid
on sweet things to cover the bad taste of goats in your mouth. |
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| Praise: Ketchup is
a vegetable, but you apparently use it as an accessory. |
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| Praise: You must get
an anxiety attack in the proximity of butt cheeks, poor fella. |
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| Praise: To grow good
Geminis, do you let Taurus fertilize them? |
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| Praise: I burnt my
tongue on your dogs. I should've known not to micro them for 12 mins! |
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| Praise: and there crazy
out your ass! |
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| Response: I have no idea who this is!!!
I sure don't like being cursed at though. |
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| Praise: Teriffic experience.
Seller is completely INVISIBLE to the naked eye |
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| Praise: How do you
get the frogs to all go to sleep at the same time? Very talented. |
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| Praise: woof woof,
chow chow, eat that, now now. |
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| Praise: Four score
and seven years ago, our forefathers were uncut. And nasty. |
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| Praise: Robert ate
the entire sushi platter himself, so now there's a ton of fishinBob. |
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| User: fruity
(4)
Date: 07/25/99, 09:02:47 PDT |
| Praise: Those ASST.
PLASTIC FRUITS were no good & fattening. They're lodged in my ass! |
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| Praise: Lowered. Hydraulics.
1200 Watt system. Ground FX. 13" tires. Spikey collar. |
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| Praise: Do you ever
turn them all on at once and then shut them right down again? |
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| Praise: Next week,
class, we'll learn to SUBTRACT! Remember, no guns now. |
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| Praise: bid while you
can. there are 56 orcas in ebay now, from orca to orca55. |
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| Praise: To do List:
Play with self, shower, play with self, dress, adjust balls, feeddog |
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| Praise: When china
buys my items, I know I've made it big! |
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| Praise: I'll race you
to the corner! Ready, 1,2,3, Go! Wait, where's the corner? |
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| User: fatso
(2)
Date: 07/25/99, 09:00:57 PDT |
| Praise: When people
bid on your items, do you EAT the bids? I bet you do, you glutton! |
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| Praise: I c bruno c'ing
you. Do you c him? He c's you. I c him. |
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| Praise: earlgreyisfullofhimself |
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| Praise: Do you live
in my house? I could swear you do. |
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| Praise: Uh oh. Don't
use a fork. |
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| Praise: I know you
wouldn't appreciate feedback like this. That's why I'm not sending it |
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| Praise: Excuse me,
don't you mean pork LOIN? Or have you discovered some mutant feline? |
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| Praise: Also known
as an accident. |
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| Praise: You are the
son of a car mat. Buy from you? Sell to you? No and no. |
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| Praise: My mom would
never call herself pookie. Mrs.Potato Head, yes, but not pookie. |
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| Praise: Strong biceps.
Low mileage. |
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| Praise: I found you
in my dried lentils, having some kind of weird,legume disco ho-down. |
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| Praise: Put some croutons
in mom's hair and add some raw eggs, cheese and anchovies. Mmm |
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| Praise: If all the
pooches in Utah came to you, would you change to pooches6786223? |
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| Praise: There's something
wrong with this pie, but I just can't figure it out... |
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| Praise: doggie58doggie
kitty45kitty birdie72birdie whyamidoingthis22whyamidoingthis |
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| Praise: I suppose you'd
rather our alphabet had 25 letters. |
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| Praise: I'll bid on
your boss & win.Then I'll be his boss and That'll make me your boss! |
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| Praise: The operator
won't appreciate you doing that. |
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| Praise: I know what
you are asking yourself:"Why, oh, why didn't I take the 80th. pill?" |
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| Praise: B-5. Woof!
O-7. Ruf! G-15 BINGO!! Look out, I'm a talkin' dog who just won $500! |
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| User: bidhi
(19)
Date: 07/25/99, 08:48:09 PDT |
| Praise: Lucky duck!
Narrowly beat out Stan36, who bid $1.04! Glad you had that nickel? |
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| Praise: Are you a man
or a photo? I CAN'T TELL! Either way I'll nibble your edges. |
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| Praise: Say it! Say
DING! |
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| Praise: So THAT'S what
smells like MUSK on eBay. |
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| Praise: He gave you
a scar too, did he? Why in the world does he SHARPEN that peg leg? |
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| Praise: Excellent PACKAGING.
Way above average! Way way way above! |
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| Praise: Small enough
to write with, yet big enough to put things in, like olives. |
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| Praise: Wow, you sure
are from heaven! neither obtuse nor acute, but exactly 90 degrees! |
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| Praise: Be careful
where you lick, oreokitty. |
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| Praise: I can't blame
you. Old people are nasty. I'd prefer a doll too. |
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| Praise: Except when
you're not. |
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| Praise: It can't all
be for cash, because then what's the cash for? |
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| Praise: Were you the
FIRST eBayer? If so, was Eve your only bidder? Musta been boring. |
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| Praise: I will overclock
you and make you my superogre66. |
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| Praise: Finkle is Einhorn
and Einhorn... IS FINKLE! |
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| Praise: I am Barry
Manilow. You can hear me singing. |
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| Praise: You dolt! Don't
try to eat those wax fruits. They'll lodge in your colon! |
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| Praise: If you don't
have bags, please explain those! Oh, sorry, those are your THIGHS.. |
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| User: dad
(7)
Date: 07/25/99, 08:36:25 PDT |
| Praise: Dad, if you
want to know what felching is, I can't tell you. Ask Bruce. |
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| Praise: Turn me into
a happy bunny. The evil witch made me a wretched bunny. |
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| Praise: Items came
wrapped in a blue singing lady. Caught me off guard. |
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| Praise: Four calories
a day is not enough to sustain life. You'll soon be 4calskeleton. |
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| Praise: Then stop bidding!
Why'd you bid on Darknin Toothpaste? What excrement is that? |
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| Praise: Very skilled
banana wrangler. No nonsense person. Does only QUALITY twirls. |
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| Praise: Mybignail.
Yourbigflat. |
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| Praise: Mr.Waterbury,
all I want to know is, did you get the job of burying the water? |
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| Praise: On the positive
side, your next life HAS to be better, right? Might be a box. |
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| Praise: I might pay
a lot for a furby, but I wouldn't give up a nut for one. |
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| Praise: Anime-airconditioner
is better |
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| Praise: I summon your
soul... oooaaahhh. I feed you gravy. OOOAAAHHH! |
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| User: ah!
(62)
Date: 07/25/99, 08:27:03 PDT |
| Praise: How so! GRO
PROTATO GRO! GRO GRO GRO! |
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| Praise: Hello there
little ant. Would you like to bid on a crumb? No reserve! |
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| Praise: Keep on mowin',
mowmow man! |
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| Praise: No, that wouldn't
be right. Me and Ben are just friends. |
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| Praise: Feet itch when
they get wet. Get used to it. You have a weak bladder. Drink less |
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| Praise: Just one? They're
small. Might as well have a set, ya know? |
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| Praise: If you itch,
it only gets worseamajig. And sloughs off. |
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| Response: Umm, Thanks for the tip? |
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| Praise: Way to go mouseballs!
I can picture a handful of mouseballs typing & using eBay! |
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| Praise: I love snoopy
too. He never talks though. I think that's because he's dead. |
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| Praise: You eat plants
in the wild, but in the mail you adjust and eat cinnabuns. |
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| Praise: isellcrap.
youoverpaid. hah. |
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| Praise: Boyz2men, mom2boys,
its the same thing really. You grow and change. |
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| Praise: Depending on
the time of the month, my fuzzbubba can be a real hotspot. |
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| Praise: Mojo is funny
like that. One day it'll be rising but the next day it won't. |
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| Praise: Right foot
gas. Left foot brake. |
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| Praise: If you're anything
like me, you let them sit around the house & beat on tables. |
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| Praise: Is you my daddy
mo than my mommy, 'o is you equally my mommy and daddy? |
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| Praise: Sank you so
mach! Here, take eggroll. Take eggroll for you. I SAY TAKE EGGROLL! |
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| Praise: Good idea.
Make wood. Out of what, may I ask? Other wood? |
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| Praise: Then don't
order any! All toys come in a box! Where've you been? |
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| Praise: Milk Eye? What
the halitosis is a milk eye? |
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| Praise: Hard means
dumb and heavy means you. |
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| Praise: Yeah, I'll
love you alright. With a rock. |
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| Response: Who are you, and why did you
leave such a nasty commment? |
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| Praise: Wow, you're
the Mom of the whole city???!!!! I'm in awe! |
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| Praise: I will not
buy from you. You wil only use that money to kill more geese. |
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| Praise: My favorite
cereal is Major O's. They taste like real bits of Majors & Generals. |
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| Praise: What happens
when a bat flies into a propeller? GOO Bat! |
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| Praise: I bought glue
from you, but you used it all sealing the box. Where's the bottle? |
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| Praise: Is that doggie
stain magic too? |
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| Praise: You abducted
me- Not a fair way to draw people to your auction! Check the RULES! |
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| Praise: Sometimes Tom
Green makes me laugh so loudly, the cat craps in the closet! A+ |
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| User: kimba
(77)
Date: 07/25/99, 08:05:15 PDT |
| Praise: Uses magnanimous
vocabulary including DROMEDARY & TRANSACTION. And bid. |
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| Praise: The fish can
play soccer, ride horses, hike, and make friends at Fishcamp. |
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| Praise: Hah. Someone
beat you to it eh? You had to put that "1" at the end, I see. |
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| Praise: Damn! Put a
cork in yo mama boyee! |
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| Praise: Camptown ladies
sing this song, doodah doodah. Then they play cards. Big whoop. |
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| User: joy36
(77)
Date: 07/25/99, 08:02:14 PDT |
| Praise: I give up.
What's officially joy #36? I know joy #711 is a slurpy. |
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| Praise: Fix him up
doc. He ate a beehive yesterday and we can still hear the buzzing. |
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| Praise: bow wow wow
goes woof woof woof. Wow! Wow! Wow! He said woof woof woof! |
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| Praise: Please help.
My foot is brokensprained. |
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| Praise: I'm used to
seeing guts. I dissect things everyday. I use a baseball bat. |
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| Praise: I despise who
I want to despise. But I despise you because you told me to. |
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| Praise: Here ya go.
Take them. I don't play "Up the mineshaft" with them anymore. |
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| Praise: Finally! Someone
else who thinks we should all cuss Tom Ford. |
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| Praise: Did Q or M
put a rocket launcher inside? Or a hamster? A hamster with a rocket? |
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| Praise: I do believe
that is the worst end. |
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| User: greezy
(0)
Date: 07/25/99, 07:54:22 PDT |
| Praise: My DrizzieDog
is water repellant. Do you know why? Its cuz he is so GREEZY! |
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| Praise: The box of
crayons you sent me is useless. They're all CLEAR wax! So I ate them. |
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| Praise: With your jeep
we can drive up the hill and bid on the items up there. |
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| Praise: Most Americans
use 8 sheets. Did You know that? |
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| Praise: Christ died
for our sins and then his toe comes back to bid on eBay auctions??!! |
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| Response: hmmm, not what i had in mind
- I wanted to be christo - but it had gone!!!!! |
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| Praise: You got them
from Sporty Spice. |
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| Praise: Cats are sweeter
when covered in a FABULOUS mango custard! |
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| Praise: Full starboard!
All reverse! ... Yeah, crash and sink you lousy captain. |
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| Praise: Usually it
is the man who bids, not the butt on him. |
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| Praise: Of all the
Bubbas, you are number 17. |
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| Praise: It's not fair.
Why won't you just GIVE me the worm?My mouth is open! Must I bid? |
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| Praise: I was very
pleased with the nest and neglected infant birdies. |
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| Praise: I think you
are a littlewinnie. Let's agree to disagree |
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| Praise: Biff, the extra
bag really wasn't necessary. Really, Biff, it wasn't. |
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| Praise: Crash! RRRRR!
My car says hi to your car. |
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| User: beely
(48)
Date: 07/25/99, 07:36:43 PDT |
| Praise: There was an
insect here earlier. It wasn't a bee, but it was beely. That's YOU? |
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| Praise: Bears are you?
What, are you like Voltron or something? |
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| Praise: The bear didn't
go anywhere. It's hiding in one of your children. |
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| Praise: I am sending
back the red shoes. They are not magic as your ad stated. |
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| Praise: You bid so
high and skillfully, you give a whole new meaning to 'one dollar'! |
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| Praise: At night she
howls and during the day she itches. |
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| Praise: Selling clothes
to people like you is gratifying. Because you're like a dog. |
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| Praise: I have bad
news, Mrs. Anderson. Your love is broken. I'll write a prescription. |
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| Praise: Ooh Where are
you going? You're going to eBay, because you can't afford Disney. |
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| User: dildo
(4)
Date: 07/25/99, 07:04:23 PDT |
| Praise: My crippled
dad uses your dildos all freaking day. He won't say why, either. |
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| Praise: I would ask
to see the menu, but this is no restaurant and I am no customer. |
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| Praise: Once, in a
past life, I was a dinosaur. I said "growl" to you. What did you say? |
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| Praise: When the sun
goes behind the thigh, there is a lipid-eclipse. Don't stare. |
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| Praise: You have a
perty mouth hole fer a country gurl. Thanks for shipping it so fast. |
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| Praise: Take my advice,
everyone: Bid high! Don't go low or you'll run into.... |
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| User: coward
(3)
Date: 07/25/99, 07:00:57 PDT |
| Praise: I suppose it
wouldn't be a compliment to say you put the COW into COWARD. AAA+++ |
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| Praise: You're not
so civilized. I saw you taking a dump the old fashioned way. RRR! |
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| Praise: I have a 26
yr old dog. It eats cinnibars all day. They come out all night. |
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| Praise: What do you
call a super human being? Someone whose soul is immortal? Chuck 23! |
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| Praise: I don't bid,
but I do chew. I want to chew you. I want you in my mouth hole NOW! |
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| Praise: You contain
"real cheese product." Congratulations. Now get in my tummy. |
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| Praise: I bid on your
carcass, but your body did not ship. Was it eaten on the way? |
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| Praise: The funny thing
is I know you in real life and that's your real name. |
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| Praise: Pile it up
over there, bullman. By the door. Then take it all back. |
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| Praise: They're made
of carbon? Whatever. As long as they're hairy, watch for my foot. |
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| Praise: You are a spotted
lab. Make the evil joker face! Good boy. Rich people, brindle. |
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| Praise: How do you
bowl on eBay? Are the 10 pins a dutch auction? |
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| Praise: I like feeding
you bids. You chirp and look at me with all your eyes. |
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| Praise: Texas is undisputably
big, but many people would argue with the nasty parts. |
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| Praise: Why didn't
you just take one more footstep when you picked a name? |
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| Praise: Look bigdaddy,
it's regular daddy. |
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| Praise: Make it bounce!
Yeah! I'll slap it! Point it at my fuzzbubba. |
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| Praise: Tell Bernie
to return my email. Tell his little friends Karl and Ally too. |
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| Praise: I put creme
on you. You'll feel better. All is well. OH NO ANOTHER BEE! RUN!!! |
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| Praise: Not funny.
I expected unsoiled sheets from you. They're still DAMP for Gods sake |
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| Praise: I opened your
head and made a nice chip dip with your beanbrain. Yummy. |
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| Praise: Scrape off
them barnacles, matey. Scrape them off with your bare teeth, I say! |
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| Praise: You bid low
(stingy old coot).I buy your low bids and sell them high for profit. |
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| User: zool
(26)
Date: 07/25/99, 06:38:43 PDT |
| Praise: Vego, why am
I drippings with goo? |
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| Praise: Work for yourself,
transaction Jackson. |
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| Praise: Good, I'm glad
you got finally got it started! |
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| Praise: Bid, I guess.
There's not much else to do. |
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| User: wharbi
(5)
Date: 07/25/99, 06:37:26 PDT |
| Praise: Like a furby,
only stupider. |
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| User: whap
(3)
Date: 07/25/99, 06:37:11 PDT |
| Praise: Holy Hubcaps,
Batman! This ebayer is hitting or impacting something in some way. |
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| Praise: Give props
out to Jesus! Jesus be raisin da ROOF in heaven! |
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| Praise: No, that's
a very large fly. Run! |
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| Praise: No, I feedback.
I feedback YOU. That's all I do! |
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| Praise: Uncle Mary
used to be Aunt Mary, but we can't talk about that right now. |
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| Praise: Your items
are going straight up my ass as soon as they arrive. Zoom! |
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| Praise: You have a
trailerhitch for a nose and taillights for eyes. |
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| Praise: What! Are you
trying to break it open? |
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| Praise: You schizophrenic,
you! Do you sell AND bid on the same item? |
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| Praise: That's what
I told krazy4beans. |
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| Praise: Dogs can keep
you warm at night, but if you have threedogdays, you're lonely. |
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| Praise: I always thought
thorobred was redundant. OF COURSE your parents bred thoroughly |
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| Praise: The one who
smokes? |
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| Praise: Thanks for
the HEROINE. Thanks even more for the HO's. |
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| Praise: Go team wingnut!Twist!
Twist! Twist! Whoops, the other way. Twist! Twist! Twist! |
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| Praise: in the Santa
Claus. Ain't so jolly no more. |
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| Praise: I don't have
any surplus to sell you. It's all going to Social Security. |
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| Praise: I saw Sunn's
hyney, and it was very firm and round. I wanted to SQUEEZE it. |
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| Response: Obviously a prankster. Have
had no dealings with this person. |
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| Praise: Human taxidermy
on ebay? Say it ain't so! |
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| Praise: So you &
your friends just call back people who call you? That's illegal. |
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| Response: Huh??? LOL I have NO idea who
this person is OR what they're talking about! :) |
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| Praise: So, you could
ignore any feelings and instinctive intuition if I kicked you? |
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| Praise: You must use
a catapult to get them to soar, since possum are very hard to throw |
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| Praise: You paid me
the first GREASY dollar I've ever seen! Did you try to wash with it? |
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| User: slowjo
(2)
Date: 07/25/99, 06:26:08 PDT |
| Praise: Good communication.
Used simple words and talked slow. Didn't look shifty. |
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| Praise: The metal's
too good for second place, but not good enough for first. |
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| Praise: ...not stirred.
That's the way James Bond likes it. |
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| Praise: I searched
in Hilo, Albany, AND Richmond, and found no sign of you or your bones |
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| Praise: Honestly, are
you fast? Do your dates feel cheated? |
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| Praise: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! |
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| Praise: This situation
can be avoided, Barb, if you bathe weekly in WD-40 & then douche. |
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| Praise: When you get
excited, are you then rudyhard? |
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| Praise: You got a refurbished
hip? Did your HMO cover that? |
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| Praise: Is friendly
like a dog, but gnaws your limbs for MEAT. |
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| Praise: Press the left
button to talk, right button to maim. |
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| Praise: Does the puppy
enjoy the rhythmic banging? I don't think so. Call PETA, quick! |
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| Praise: Yeah, isn't
it pretty? Flush it and get on with your day. |
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| Praise: I sent you
your apple very fast. Please honor my request and back the core. |
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| Praise: Around his
ankles. |
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| Praise: Who pats the
bunny? You do! You're Pat! You're also the bunny! |
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| Praise: Yes you were.
Don't be so cheap next time. |
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| Praise: LOOK OUT, SEA-OTTER!
Orcaforce is gonna get you! |
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| Praise: I hope for
your sake you're in Ohio too. |
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| Praise: You have November
ass?! Is that when your ass becomes red, orange and yellow? |
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| User: no-no
(34)
Date: 07/25/99, 06:13:30 PDT |
| Praise: You're just
screaming "Transaction Positive," ain't ya? |
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| Praise: The new process
is I leave feedback BEFORE I buy. Then I don't buy. |
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| Praise: A dingo ate
your baby. |
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| Praise: Why are we
bidding then? Just send me my stuff, dammit! |
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| Response: This person never bid on any
of my items,this AM he left over 100 crazy feedback |
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| Praise: I don't like
him. I like you. I will give you my music. Don't give it to him. |
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| Praise: I read about
you in school. You sure discovered a lot. |
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| Praise: I would like
you to meet Mrs. U A Moron. Shake her hand, you freak! |
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| Praise: I'll get you
next time, Gadget. Next time. |
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| Praise: But within
tolerable limits. |
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| User: moflo
(44)
Date: 07/25/99, 06:10:15 PDT |
| Praise: Wait til you
become a granny - the flow AND the smell will increase dramatically |
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| Praise: What's a milk
eye baby? |
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| Praise: When you bite
me I need a tetanus shot. Each time. So stop biting me. |
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| Praise: You should
have seen the job I've been doing the past week! |
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| Praise: If life were
fair, you'd be a eucalyptus-eating koala. |
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| Praise: a baby in her
womb and a beer where it seems the baby was drinking directly. |
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| User: kurano
(2)
Date: 07/25/99, 06:07:18 PDT |
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| User: kilbob
(7)
Date: 07/25/99, 06:06:45 PDT |
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| Praise: What are you
for the rest of the year? |
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| User: juant
(3)
Date: 07/25/99, 06:06:15 PDT |
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| Praise: Mmm. What do
you put in it, Jim? Mayonnaise? |
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| User: jet4u
(11)
Date: 07/25/99, 06:05:39 PDT |
| Praise: Wow! Thanks!
They're expensive! |
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| Praise: Check out ebay
item "Your Head" - Mint condition, sealed in your ass. |
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| Praise: Of course you
are, ebayer! |
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| Praise: Irish franks
DON'T plump when you cook them. They fizzle. |
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| Praise: When you achieve
rank of indian, your property is taken away and you get measles |
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| Praise: No you're not.
You're really, really smart. You are patently hideous, however. |
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| Praise: Yes you are!
Cooking up bids like you are some kind of animal! |
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| Praise: Gene's great,
isn't he? Always cheerful. So nice. Tells you when you can talk. |
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| Praise: and one of
them can fly! |
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| Praise: Whoa, buddy!
Dip in in water to cool off! |
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| Praise: Womans, get
me my pipe! Womans, bring me the remote control! Womans, you crazy! |
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| User: goatp
(1)
Date: 07/25/99, 05:59:19 PDT |
| Praise: One more reason
not to eat yellow snow. |
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| Praise: The other half
can wait at the airport. |
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| Praise: or don't fly
at all. |
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| User: -fate-
(8)
Date: 07/25/99, 05:57:31 PDT |
| Praise: Why am I feedbacking
you? There must be a reason. |
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| Praise: Hey! Farf may
need that lung. Don't auction it! |
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| Praise: I forgot what
I wanted to say about you. |
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| Praise: I ordered batteries.
Received Duracell. You figure it out. |
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| Praise: How droopy
is it? I mean, does it get WET when you go number two? |
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| Praise: Yeah! Drill
'er end. You know she loves it! |
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| Praise: Is that anything
like the HOV lane? |
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| Praise: You're just
like a computer diskette, except you are thick, fleshy, and throb. |
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| Praise: It depends
how far into the fuzzbubba it reaches, don't ya think? |
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| Praise: Stop screaming
at me! My name is not Darius, it's Hairyass. |
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| Praise: I won't put
my boyfriend's curlytaters in my mouth. Just so you know, stranger. |
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| Praise: Is that even
biologically possible? |
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| Praise: cracka-ass-cracker!
What chu doin on ebay wit' yo saltine ass? |
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| Praise: Turn off your
computer. Go outside. Sit down. Eat grass. Feel. |
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| Praise: Computits?
That's unnatural! Morbid! Fascinating! |
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| Praise: Double or nothing
on a 1972 Spiderman. Please don't break my knees. |
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| Praise: Items received
well. I have them in my mouth now. Ack! I just swallowed one. |
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| Praise: I live in a
drawer. |
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| Praise: Whoa! You would
go straight to the bottom of swampdaddy! |
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| Praise: You don't float.
Not even in swampdaddy. Wouldn't have a chance. |
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| Praise: Who's your
daddy? Your daddy's a SWAMP, kid!! |
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| Praise: I shaved my
fuzzbubba in the shape of a flower. |
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| User: fool3
(1)
Date: 07/24/99, 17:18:15 PDT |
| Praise: Not as big
a fool as either fool1 or fool2!! Way to go, fool3! |
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| Praise: VulgTestchk:
ass orgey hell |
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