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User: *mingo*mom (33)star Date: 07/25/99, 11:34:00 PDT 
Praise: Mingo? Mingo? Is that the best you could do Mom? Mango sounds better.  
User: satnrose (366)star Date: 07/25/99, 11:32:27 PDT 
Praise: How do you spell that? Satan or Satin? I can never remember. Thanks! A+  
User: china (113)star Date: 07/25/99, 11:31:56 PDT 
Praise: When china buys my items, I know I've made it big!  
User: shadowborne (19)star Date: 07/25/99, 11:31:54 PDT 
Praise: When you were born, that dark area wasn't a shadow. Birth is a messy process.  
User: scabies (1) Date: 07/25/99, 11:31:17 PDT 
Praise: Scabies on your arse, scabies on your face. Oh my, my, scabies every place!  
User: lilmissmuffett (23)star Date: 07/25/99, 11:31:06 PDT 
Praise: EEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeKKKKKKKKKKKKKkkkkkkkkkkkk !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
User: rickyricardo (8) Date: 07/25/99, 11:30:45 PDT 
Praise: Lucy said you eat with your mouth open, spraying the black beans everywhere.  
User: pricklypete (2) Date: 07/25/99, 11:29:45 PDT 
Praise: Use a lotion or something. Oh, that's hair? Then SHAVE! Prickles don't get bids.  
User: chopdog (107)star Date: 07/25/99, 11:29:04 PDT 
Praise: Lowered. Hydralics. 1200 Watt system. Ground FX. 13" tires. Spikey collar.  
User: rabbitdog (18)star Date: 07/25/99, 11:28:05 PDT 
Praise: Hops like a rabbit, but you can kick it like a dog.  
User: compasskeeper (112)star Date: 07/25/99, 11:27:50 PDT 
Praise: Clannish. Only likes brass monkeys. Thanks for shipping DSL.  
User: foggyhat (32)star Date: 07/25/99, 11:26:24 PDT 
Praise: And all along I thought you were just an airhead. Sorry.  
User: snurri (994)star Date: 07/25/99, 11:25:31 PDT 
Praise: Has a great big chin, doesn't know when to quit!  
User: sewerexpert1 (27)star Date: 07/25/99, 11:24:23 PDT 
Praise: Good to know someone understands these things. Still, you stink.  
User: dicklane (65)star Date: 07/25/99, 11:23:04 PDT 
Praise: Is that anything like the HOV lane?  
User: mrs.bunya (8) Date: 07/25/99, 11:22:40 PDT 
Praise: I saw Mr.Bunya. Don't sit on him anymore, he wobbles enough already. Thanks.  
User: mrscience (230)star Date: 07/25/99, 11:21:40 PDT 
Praise: I read about you in school. You sure discovered a lot.  
User: swordsman (263)star Date: 07/25/99, 11:21:33 PDT 
Praise: Pointy, sharp, long. Upstanding. Hmm. Careful girls.  
Response: Aren't there rules about 12 year olds using ebay? 
User: bslayer (106)star Date: 07/25/99, 11:21:03 PDT 
Praise: I suppose you'd rather our alphabet had 25 letters.  
User: toughnut (29)star Date: 07/25/99, 11:20:32 PDT 
Praise: What! Are you trying to break it open?  
User: kurano (2) Date: 07/25/99, 11:20:05 PDT 
Praise: ...no mico, ne?  
User: crossover (40)star Date: 07/25/99, 11:19:56 PDT 
Praise: Thanks for returning my chicken. You can have your dress back now.  
User: juant (3) Date: 07/25/99, 11:19:44 PDT 
Praise: Dyslexic.  
User: usedbooks (374)star Date: 07/25/99, 11:19:02 PDT 
Praise: Is that you going around turning new books into used by looking at 'em? Stop it!  
User: bonafone (34)star Date: 07/25/99, 11:19:01 PDT 
Praise: The operator won't appreciate you doing that.  
User: hellon (128)star Date: 07/25/99, 11:18:32 PDT 
Praise: Earth?  
User: 4stones (21)star Date: 07/25/99, 11:18:00 PDT 
Praise: Items came wrapped in a blue singing lady. Caught me off guard.  
User: scsi-guy (307)star Date: 07/25/99, 11:17:32 PDT 
Praise: Honestly, are you fast? Do your dates feel cheated?  
User: pennyman23 (1)mask Date: 07/25/99, 11:17:07 PDT 
Praise: Its nice to see someone satisfied with just 23 cents. Really. It is.  
User: wolfworks (37)star Date: 07/25/99, 11:17:01 PDT 
Praise: Good, I'm glad you got finally got it started!  
User: bell-man (41)star Date: 07/25/99, 11:16:36 PDT 
Praise: Say it! Say DING!  
User: flyhalf (60)star Date: 07/25/99, 11:16:08 PDT 
Praise: The other half can wait at the airport.  
User: hoarder (64)star Date: 07/25/99, 11:16:03 PDT 
Praise: Give it back! Give it back! You can't keep all of them!  
User: potofgold (76)star Date: 07/25/99, 11:14:28 PDT 
Praise: Yeah, isn't it pretty? Flush it and get on with your day.  
User: drillerend (2) Date: 07/25/99, 11:12:13 PDT 
Praise: Yeah! Drill 'er end. You know she loves it!  
User: alwaysdancing (43)star Date: 07/25/99, 11:08:29 PDT 
Praise: except when you're not.  
User: julygirl (143)star Date: 07/25/99, 11:07:57 PDT 
Praise: What are you for the rest of the year?  
User: duckgoddess (67)star Date: 07/25/99, 11:07:27 PDT 
Praise: Some will think you are quackers, but your beak is such a nice shade of orange.  
User: all4cash (129)star Date: 07/25/99, 11:06:57 PDT 
Praise: It can't all be for cash, because then what's the cash for?  
User: cleopatra6 (73)star Date: 07/25/99, 11:06:04 PDT 
Praise: You parked your barge on my camel's foot. Not nice. Next time, ask first.  
User: we4jesus (4) Date: 07/25/99, 11:06:01 PDT 
Praise: Give props out to Jesus! Jesus be raisin da ROOF in heaven!  
User: waldogg (2) Date: 07/25/99, 11:03:17 PDT 
Praise: No, that's a very large fly. Run!  
User: zool (26)star Date: 07/25/99, 11:02:54 PDT 
Praise: Vego, why am I drippings with goo?  
User: knifenut (11)star Date: 07/25/99, 11:02:50 PDT 
Praise: Cuts like a pecan and rolls like a chickpea. I am undecided here. Cashew?  
User: computist (57)star Date: 07/25/99, 11:02:24 PDT 
Praise: Computits? That's unnatural! Morbid! Fascinating!  
User: indianscout (45)star Date: 07/25/99, 11:01:59 PDT 
Praise: When you achieve rank of indian, your property is taken away and you get measles  
User: laura-finds (212)star Date: 07/25/99, 11:01:33 PDT 
Praise: ... a baby in her womb and a beer where it seems the baby was drinking directly.  
User: spicey (81)star Date: 07/25/99, 11:01:12 PDT 
Praise: Oh sure, you promised spicey and gave me sporty! I still like her though.  
User: glenda (280)star Date: 07/25/99, 11:00:11 PDT 
Praise: Are you a GOOD witch or a BAD witch? I need to know which witch is which, 'kay?  
User: asdf (24)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:59:20 PDT 
Praise: jkl;  
User: april1572 (53)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:59:02 PDT 
Praise: Well now, THAT'S a commemorable date if there ever was one!  
User: alexander (17)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:58:40 PDT 
Praise: Let me ask you a question. Do you smell something?  
User: a-bag-of-spoons (342)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:58:23 PDT 
Praise: Can I bid on your bag-of-spoons? I'll bid high, so you don't cry.  
User: bag-lady (210)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:58:17 PDT 
Praise: You are nothing like your name. You are more like a briefcase. I like you.  
User: a.p.b (50)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:57:41 PDT 
Praise: Suspect is wearing a large black coat and is completely naked. Has no coat.  
User: yourpalchrismal (126)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:57:10 PDT 
Praise: Chris, you're my pal and all, but I always wondered why you have a bad last name  
User: littlefiesta (61)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:57:05 PDT 
Praise: Your fiesta is TOO LITTLE 'cause I can't ride the ponies, they're TOO small!  
User: y_b_normal (427)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:56:38 PDT 
Praise: That is exactly our point, my dear friend! Do you know Abby?  
User: xtrahappybabe (88)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:56:00 PDT 
Praise: xtrahappybabe is married to xtralongschlong. No wonder.  
User: wonderbra (4) Date: 07/25/99, 10:55:30 PDT 
Praise: Boobalicious! Provides cleavage under the most impossible circumstances. A+  
User: echomom (83)starmask Date: 07/25/99, 10:55:20 PDT 
Praise: hello hello hello? is is is any any any body body body there? there? there?  
User: wingwang (1) Date: 07/25/99, 10:55:01 PDT 
Praise: Who puts the wing in a wingwang? Wingwang! Who puts the wang in a wingwang? Joe!  
User: whitehead (1) Date: 07/25/99, 10:54:35 PDT 
Praise: Thank you for not squeezing your pus volcanoes on the mirror.  
User: whackjob (1) Date: 07/25/99, 10:54:09 PDT 
Praise: Ed, cleanup aisle 4. Bring a mop. Hurry, bring extra Clorox disinfectant bleach.  
User: tootsietoe@bigfoot.com (83)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:54:08 PDT 
Praise: Get outta my tulip garden you big oaf! Tip Toe!!!! Sheesh!  
User: vomit (1) Date: 07/25/99, 10:53:28 PDT 
Praise: I think Huckapo is looking for you. You have a 2:30 appointment in his MOUTH.  
User: uranus (21)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:53:00 PDT 
Praise: You're the one who's an anus! But your items are lemony fresh!! A+  
User: twocrabs66@aol.com (116)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:52:40 PDT 
Praise: Now THAT'S how diseases are spread!  
User: cats208 (3)mask Date: 07/25/99, 10:52:33 PDT 
Praise: I only wanted one cat, not three, so I gave two away. I kept the ugly one. A+  
User: toejam (4) Date: 07/25/99, 10:52:17 PDT 
Praise: What on God's green earth did you use for packaging material?!?! Ugh!  
User: thatlegendaryhedgehoggirl (42)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:51:47 PDT 
Praise: You're quick, you're fast! You're fast & quick & fast! Thatlegendaryhedgehoggirl  
User: swamprats (55)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:51:15 PDT 
Praise: I'm so glad your auctions are dutch. I can order a month of meals! All baby rats  
User: stuff4me (95)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:50:47 PDT 
Praise: Whoops, no it's not! Please send it back immediately. It's not for you.  
User: stinkfinger (49)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:50:08 PDT 
Praise: Even onesheet's method is better than what you're doing. Toilet paper is useful.  
User: spoiledbaby (28)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:49:39 PDT 
Praise: Coochie coochie coo! Baby wanna milk? Da ba goo! Baby wanna strychnine?  
User: antyques@aol.com (366)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:45:59 PDT 
Praise: Geez! Those really were old plums you sent me! I like 'em. Thanks!  
User: spice-miner (60)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:42:29 PDT 
Praise: Before you mine too deeply, talk to stevecrab. He's been down that road.  
User: soylent-green (38)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:41:56 PDT 
Praise: Good items, but THEY'RE MADE OUT OF PEOPLE!!! THEY'RE PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!!  
User: softballnickname (141)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:41:27 PDT 
Praise: That's what they call you? What a stupid nickname! "Hi softballnickname."  
User: silence (21)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:40:47 PDT 
Praise: Who's golden? You are! The theater says so!  
User: usako (125)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:39:14 PDT 
Praise: Be careful of this one - caught smelling armpits of wrestlers. Whew!  
User: sendmeanangel (113)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:38:39 PDT 
Praise: Item sent. Was very difficult to capture in the wild. I used an AIRPLANE!  
User: scapegod (14)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:38:07 PDT 
Praise: I blame God for my problems.Blah blah blah, God this, God that.It's God's fault.  
User: hpycamper (5) Date: 07/25/99, 10:37:37 PDT 
Praise: Oh sure, you're a happy camper, but what about the rest of us? Huh? AAA+++  
User: tiptie (165)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:33:23 PDT 
Praise: I saw you walkin' on tip toe--you never walked on a tie in your life!  
User: selecto@cafebueno.com (104)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:32:27 PDT 
Praise: Bueno is as bueno does. Did you think I wouldn't notice?!  
User: crystal (1499)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:31:13 PDT 
Praise: You used to be so clear...now you are cloudy. Don't worry, it'll clear up.  
User: sausage (5) Date: 07/25/99, 10:29:05 PDT 
Praise: How do you get all the cow and pig parts inside the plastic casing? A Miracle!  
User: saltybob (6) Date: 07/25/99, 10:28:31 PDT 
Praise: I licked Bob, he was very salty. Blood pressure skyrocketed, still recommend!  
User: rimjob (5) Date: 07/25/99, 10:27:41 PDT 
Praise: I love to get my bunghole licked. Or new hubcaps, whichever you're offering.  
User: relentless (4) Date: 07/25/99, 10:26:57 PDT 
Praise: Gonna stop?  
User: redspoon (36)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:26:09 PDT 
Praise: Please don't use the spoon for rectal exams today. I WILL use that spoon to eat.  
User: racerbrown (96)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:25:23 PDT 
Praise: racerbrown, go to town! Make a mess when my pants are down!  
User: r.u.kind (14)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:25:02 PDT 
Praise: Actually, I am very kind. I just forgot to take my medication today.  
User: queenpita (1153)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:23:39 PDT 
Praise: You must be Princess Pita's mom. A lovely girl with a chronic yeast infection.  
User: pullmyfinger (94)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:22:56 PDT 
Praise: If I PUSH your finger instead, will your colon go agape and suck in air?  
User: practicalpig (288)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:22:29 PDT 
Praise: You say: 'Why be fat on a farm when I can be fat on eBay?' Very smart.  
User: pllease (255)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:21:21 PDT 
Praise: nnoo  
User: placenta (1) Date: 07/25/99, 10:20:53 PDT 
Praise: Provides good nutrition to fetuses and makes great shampoo. Gooey. A+++  
User: red-deer (195)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:20:27 PDT 
Praise: Thanks so much for the tick circus--only 2 died in shipping, but they were old.  
User: siamese (30)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:18:40 PDT 
Praise: When you were born were you two joined at the face? No. That's my  
User: scubadog@compworldnet.com (23)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:17:28 PDT 
Praise: My dog is water resistant to 10 meters (greezy coat).How bout you?  
User: sandjwink9@aol.com (71)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:16:40 PDT 
Praise: No, no, no. It's SANDWICH. No one wants you to make them a sandjwink.  
User: royalpain (1)mask Date: 07/25/99, 10:16:09 PDT 
Praise: ....where?  
User: purplenurple (1) Date: 07/25/99, 10:15:48 PDT 
Praise: You should really get your nurple looked at by a doctor. It  
User: pencildick (3) Date: 07/25/99, 10:14:38 PDT 
Praise: Was able to overcome girth deficiency with an agile tongue! A+++++++++++++++  
User: penandpaper (5) Date: 07/25/99, 10:14:09 PDT 
Praise: So, you're a shared account? What if this feedback is only for paper?  
User: plaything (1) Date: 07/25/99, 10:13:53 PDT 
Praise: Yes you are. I bid on your items just to mess with you. I won't pay. It was fun.  
User: pirate6 (325)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:13:02 PDT 
Praise: What comes after Q, matey? ...AARRRR! What comes after R? ...AARRRR!  
User: pinecone (35)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:12:05 PDT 
Praise: If you're ever in the woods, DO NOT wipe yourself with a pinecone. BBBRRAAAPPP!  
User: pineapple69 (531)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:11:34 PDT 
Praise: That?s just sick, man. And what does the pineapple do?  
User: phonecall (1) Date: 07/25/99, 10:11:08 PDT 
Praise: Rrrrring! Rrrrring! Rrrrring! (It's probably for you) Rrrrring!  
User: personalitycrisis (27)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:10:41 PDT 
Praise: Maybe if you weren't on Ebay 14 hours a day, your personality would develop.  
User: pepperdog98 (18)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:09:56 PDT 
Praise: The live dog was received in fair condition.Plenty of peppers as packaging!  
User: pamsplace222 (8) Date: 07/25/99, 10:08:33 PDT 
Praise: I love what you've done with the place. Blue ceiling, white floor. Item #s.  
User: oldhillbilly (45)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:07:59 PDT 
Praise: Let's cook up a pot o' turnip greens, and go ketch us some hot fuzzbubba.  
User: paperpursuit (1928)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:07:20 PDT 
Praise: Very persistent in pursuit of high quality, 100% cotton paper. Get a life! A++  
User: olddirty (1) Date: 07/25/99, 10:07:02 PDT 
Praise: I can really relate to your name. I have parts that are olddirty too. Several.  
User: obtuse (95)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:06:20 PDT 
Praise: You just don't get it, do you? No. You don't.  
User: noneck (3) Date: 07/25/99, 10:05:42 PDT 
Praise: Ethereal transaction. Very spooky. Head hovers above torso/brisket.  
User: no-eyes (3) Date: 07/25/99, 10:05:10 PDT 
Praise: Don?t you look at me like that!!  
User: nobids (4) Date: 07/25/99, 10:04:29 PDT 
Praise: no items  
User: packageman (71)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:04:13 PDT 
Praise: I ordered a package, and it came INSIDE another package. Go figure! A+  
User: nippleman (7) Date: 07/25/99, 10:04:08 PDT 
Praise: I have no nipples, so I bid on yours. Dutch auction. Many bids. I only got one.  
User: only-human (3073)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:03:24 PDT 
Praise: No, you are more than that! 1/3 human, 1/6 lion, 1/2 reptile. You're huliorep!  
User: negativefeedback (1) Date: 07/25/99, 10:03:19 PDT 
Praise: CANCEROUS feedback. Evil feedback. (I love you!) HORRIBLE FEEDBACK!  
User: narud (4) Date: 07/25/99, 10:02:15 PDT 
Praise: You should set tougher goals. But, if you want to get naru'd, follow me.  
User: myyobo (52)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:01:16 PDT 
Praise: Last time anyone touched my yobo, they got a swift kick in the cojohns.  
User: olddonkey (27)star Date: 07/25/99, 10:00:49 PDT 
Praise: I know what'll get you moving. OATBAG! No? How about OATBAG FILLED WITH CRACK?  
User: okidoke (8) Date: 07/25/99, 10:00:16 PDT 
Praise: Yer all saddled up, pardner. Got yer chew in? Good. Know how to chew? Good.  
User: not.a.number (6) Date: 07/25/99, 09:58:43 PDT 
Praise: Um... I'm guessing you are a letter?  
User: niakdemo (15)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:58:22 PDT 
Praise: If you're this good, I can't wait until I buy from the full version!  
User: mysixcats (71)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:57:55 PDT 
Praise: I will send a bushel of mangoes IMMEDIATELY! Six cats is WAY too many!  
User: muthahumpa (30)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:57:27 PDT 
Praise: Whoa buddy! I'll tell my mom not to buy from you! Keep away!  
User: multipass (31)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:57:25 PDT 
Praise: We know it's a multipass.  
User: mstout (11)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:57:22 PDT 
Praise: What did you miss out on? Maybe we can help you? Out the door?  
User: mrdeltoid4 (5) Date: 07/25/99, 09:57:02 PDT 
Praise: You don't fool me, you are not the real Mr. Deltoid. Yours are papiermache.  
User: mr-widescreen (111)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:56:58 PDT 
Praise: Mr. Wideass I?m sure, too.  
User: mouse (14)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:56:32 PDT 
Praise: Click HERE to see nothing happen.  
User: jeenagal@aol.com (921)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:55:39 PDT 
Praise: WAAAAA! Free Listing Day! There, they're, their, have a kleenex. A+  
User: momoftwins21 (108)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:55:21 PDT 
Praise: I met one, and he was pretty ugly. Your other child can't look that bad. Oh.  
User: mndogie (102)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:54:52 PDT 
Praise: Hunts food with keen sense of smell. Then the beans kick in and he loses trail.  
User: millenium (10)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:54:18 PDT 
Praise: Your name will be meaningless in 6 months. You will then be called "Hank."  
User: mccoyaddict (53)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:53:41 PDT 
Praise: There are excellent 12-step programs for people addicted to pottery.GO NOW!  
User: mr.disk (88)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:53:11 PDT 
Praise: Hello there Mr. Disk! Please, do that trick where you spin around at 7200 rpm.  
User: masticate (3)mask Date: 07/25/99, 09:52:54 PDT 
Praise: I ordered a HAM sandwich. What you sent is all chewed up.  
User: monicalewinsky (7) Date: 07/25/99, 09:52:45 PDT 
Praise: You call that a stain? I'll give ya a stain that'll stretch from you to your mom  
User: manwich (6) Date: 07/25/99, 09:52:27 PDT 
Praise: The burger meat that tastes like a man. Ground up. With sauce.  
User: *giggles* (1) Date: 07/25/99, 09:52:18 PDT 
Praise: I'm glad you think its funny! I never saw the humor in it, personally.  
User: ucanbid (875)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:52:11 PDT 
Praise: you can suck my purple jelly.  
User: manticore (1) Date: 07/25/99, 09:52:03 PDT 
Praise: You mythical creature, give me back my microwave!  
User: misteryes (17)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:51:51 PDT 
Praise: No, it's spelled mysteries. No. No. NO. Stop saying yes.  
User: majorshopper (24)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:51:36 PDT 
Praise: I'm a minorbidder. Maybe that's why I don't win. I want PACKAGES!SEVERAL OF'EM!  
User: misselaineous (53)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:51:21 PDT 
Praise: Dictionaries are excellent ways to learn how to spell polysyllabic words.  
User: madtater (100)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:50:56 PDT 
Praise: I was gonna eat you up by putting you in my mouth whole. Not anymore, Mad Tater.  
User: mickeymouse (9) Date: 07/25/99, 09:50:52 PDT 
Praise: Has big ears, eats cheese, is not gay, but likes gay things, like potpurri.  
User: dogbreath1947 (3) Date: 07/25/99, 09:50:38 PDT 
Praise: Your wife asked me to tell you that mouthwash is a good thing. There, I said it.  
User: madmusic (84)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:50:23 PDT 
Praise: I told you not to pound on the speakers. Now they're mad.  
User: meandyou (46)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:50:18 PDT 
Praise: Ben's english teacher said "you and I" was proper, but screw that! Me and you!!  
User: mangia (4) Date: 07/25/99, 09:49:43 PDT 
Praise: Per favore, mangia il mio culio.  
User: lostdog (450)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:49:23 PDT 
Praise: I found you. You were here all along. I think your problem is a lost owner.  
User: lobotomy (2) Date: 07/25/99, 09:49:21 PDT 
Praise: Poor communication. Emails filled with "Duuurrr. Graaa. Noeee. Buugrummm."  
User: longtongue (1) Date: 07/25/99, 09:48:49 PDT 
Praise: Very good delivery. Muffled communication. A REAL PLEASURE to deal with.  
User: triangleman (1) Date: 07/25/99, 09:48:47 PDT 
Praise: He's not cute thats fo dam sho. Dem cornas pokin out his face make him look foul  
User: letsgetit (134)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:48:23 PDT 
Praise: I got it. Here you go.  
User: legume (34)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:48:14 PDT 
Praise: Known for harboring mealybugs. I do not recommend this bidder/seller to anyone.  
User: lapdancer (2) Date: 07/25/99, 09:47:55 PDT 
Praise: The way you moved your items in my face made me bid so high I need new pants.  
User: lawnbowler (1) Date: 07/25/99, 09:47:37 PDT 
Praise: I bet you're a finalist too.  
User: jonathone (19)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:47:29 PDT 
Praise: Jona Thone, Jona Thone. Talks all day on the telephone. Jona Thone.  
User: laserdogg (24)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:47:07 PDT 
Praise: If you are blue, you are thinner than if you are red.  
User: jockstrap (1) Date: 07/25/99, 09:46:58 PDT 
Praise: Too tight, squeeze the balls! Too loose, wigglin' balls. Good packaging! A+  
User: titanicnut (105)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:46:35 PDT 
Praise: If you only have one nut, at least its really, really big.  
User: larrybeach (49)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:46:34 PDT 
Praise: larryman took a larryphoto of you with his larrycamera. I larrysaw.  
User: jimmy-crack-corn (11)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:46:17 PDT 
Praise: _and I don't care, my master's gone away!  
User: lagoon (3) Date: 07/25/99, 09:45:43 PDT 
Praise: Creatures come out of you. Swamp creatures. In 3-D. I won't buy, I'll look.  
User: imokay (126)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:45:39 PDT 
Praise: Good. When you slipped on your vomit & hit your head on my dog I was worried.  
User: the-toy-man (571)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:45:23 PDT 
Praise: When kids get a male doll, they always do "the check." Are you like most dolls?  
User: hotwax777 (194)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:45:15 PDT 
Praise: Doesn't the "bikini line" hurt profusely? I think so, but I still let her rip!  
User: krazy4cornucopias (64)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:45:01 PDT 
Praise: I bet they're just as crazy for you. But would you marry one? YES? You vixen!  
User: honey (17)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:44:44 PDT 
Praise: Get the honey, junior. GET THE HONEY, JUNIOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
User: kathy2go (24)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:44:23 PDT 
Praise: I'm sorry, we don't have that.  
User: kami (3) Date: 07/25/99, 09:43:57 PDT 
Praise: Highly focused. Channels energy through the mail. Aura is strong. A++  
User: haystack (43)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:43:36 PDT 
Praise: Received item, but cannot find the needle.  
User: kame (32)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:43:20 PDT 
Praise: I see you up there. Come down off that kame and I will bid. COME DOWN NOW!  
User: handy-jack (501)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:43:16 PDT 
Praise: Are you friends with leggy-Joe? He says he loves you!  
User: themarblelady (210)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:43:08 PDT 
Praise: Are you SURE you haven't lost any lately? Your bids have been insane!  
User: halfinabag (22)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:42:49 PDT 
Praise: 6 emails & seller REFUSES to tell me where the other half is, thou I paid 100%  
User: justdogs (81)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:42:44 PDT 
Praise: Are you sure you don't want any cats? I have a nice mango-colored one for ya.  
User: tortoiselady (46)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:42:35 PDT 
Praise: Slow and steady completes the ebay transaction.  
User: guitar (103)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:42:23 PDT 
Praise: Turn it up to 11 to rock the house! WOOO!!!!  
User: jupiter (497)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:42:05 PDT 
Praise: I would bid on your item, but it is too large to fit anywhere on my planet.  
User: gorgeousgeorge (1) Date: 07/25/99, 09:42:00 PDT 
Praise: If you're so gorgeous, what are you doing on Ebay? Everyone's ugly here. A+  
User: theelf (46)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:41:53 PDT 
Praise: The one who makes the cookies?  
User: godfather (6) Date: 07/25/99, 09:41:11 PDT 
Praise: By definition, everything I say is a promise.The cockamamie check is in the mail  
User: teddybear666 (19)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:41:08 PDT 
Praise: Makes a mess? Can't get mad, TOO cute. Takes your soul? Can't get mad, TOO cute.  
User: jewfish (1) Date: 07/25/99, 09:40:37 PDT 
Praise: Oy, Gefiltefish. I use chewed gefiltefish as a glue bond to hold my yalmulka on.  
User: gloryhole (1) Date: 07/25/99, 09:40:36 PDT 
Praise: You see the one-eyed monster poking through, and whaddya do? KISS IT!  
User: topdollar (124)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:40:19 PDT 
Praise: You are soggy because you got rained on. Not like Bottomdollar.  
User: jellyroll (67)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:39:54 PDT 
Praise: What goes around and around, is greezy and cheezy, and bids fatly? You.  
User: tearfranks (20)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:39:24 PDT 
Praise: Thanks for the perforated hot dogs! Yum!  
User: jellyfish7 (82)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:38:48 PDT 
Praise: Your tentacles are tingling my flanks. Retract those nematocysts at once!  
Response: I have no idea who this clown is. He's obviously just a jerk goofing off. 
User: equation (2) Date: 07/25/99, 09:38:42 PDT 
Praise: 2x + 3 = 2x + 6 has no REAL solutions; for god's sake, someone help me!!!!!!!!!  
User: tae-bokid (27)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:38:13 PDT 
Praise: Hasan Chop! Can you turn and kick at the same time? WOW! That'll pay the bills!  
User: elmersmom (98)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:38:00 PDT 
Praise: I bet you're very proud of your son and all the glue he's made.  
User: jarule (2) Date: 07/25/99, 09:37:46 PDT 
Praise: Hey there boyfriend. Whatchu doin? You gots 2 jobs flippin burgers?! Damn!  
User: alarmclock (6) Date: 07/25/99, 09:37:28 PDT 
Praise: If some people used YOU instead of their MOM, we woulda been done by now. A+  
User: elephantitis (3) Date: 07/25/99, 09:37:21 PDT 
Praise: Nuts so big. Nuts so wide. Nuts that I could LIVE inside!  
User: threat (7) Date: 07/25/99, 09:37:08 PDT 
Praise: This is the police! Youhave 5 seconds to rais your reserve or you"ll get bids>  
User: irkutsk (1) Date: 07/25/99, 09:36:58 PDT 
Praise: Mm-Kamakatchka. Mm-Kamatchka. Mm-Kamakatchka. Mm-Kamatchka.  
User: swanpen@cpuinc.net (17)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:36:46 PDT 
Praise: Small enough to write with, yet still a swan in all other aspects.  
User: ebay@windchime.com (8) Date: 07/25/99, 09:36:43 PDT 
Praise: I thought ebay was at ebay.com. I guess it's at windchime.com. Live n' learn.  
User: ilovepooh2000 (5) Date: 07/25/99, 09:36:28 PDT 
Praise: Aren't you the fecal fiend! And Y2K compliant also!  
User: doris (9) Date: 07/25/99, 09:35:57 PDT 
Praise: Trouble remembering her name? It rhymes with a part of the female anatomy.  
User: howee (1) Date: 07/25/99, 09:35:54 PDT 
Praise: I love how exuberant you become when I bid! You even send me extra children.  
User: strike (146)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:35:26 PDT 
Praise: When I opened the box, all the pins were knocked down. Coincidence?  
User: hovercraft (18)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:35:06 PDT 
Praise: My package arrived in a unique fashion. Very expensive. More than UPS.  
User: doobs (47)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:34:52 PDT 
Praise: No, it's pronounced "dibs."  
User: hippocollector (81)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:34:30 PDT 
Praise: Where do you keep all your hippos? In the pool? The water must be lovely.  
User: dollsrfun (153)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:34:20 PDT 
Praise: The most fun is when you remove their limbs and urinate inside their torso. A+  
User: highchair (4) Date: 07/25/99, 09:34:01 PDT 
Praise: This chair be high says I.  
User: dogpoop (2) Date: 07/25/99, 09:33:49 PDT 
Praise: Scoop, scoop, scoop that poop - scoop that poop! Get down low, use LEVERAGE!  
User: guzzle (2) Date: 07/25/99, 09:33:37 PDT 
Praise: To swallow up greedily or in large amounts; gulp, gorge,ingurgitate,guzzle.  
User: squiddly (22)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:33:31 PDT 
Praise: You're squishy & icky, but I still like to feel you moving around in my mouth.  
User: dogfarmer (201)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:33:18 PDT 
Praise: How long does it take for the schnauzer seeds to germinate?  
User: gullible (2) Date: 07/25/99, 09:32:41 PDT 
Praise: I know it's been 7 months since I sent the check, but I assure you it's coming.  
User: dirtyjeans (26)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:32:39 PDT 
Praise: Those pants are actually WHITE??? Oh dear, I am going to faint.  
User: dirk_diggler (304)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:32:14 PDT 
Praise: Will you shave my fuzzbubba in our next movie? Then I'll diggle your wingwang.  
User: grundel (4) Date: 07/25/99, 09:31:56 PDT 
Praise: You killed my son. You ripped his arm off. You better bid high so I forgive you.  
User: sprutikins (110)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:31:43 PDT 
Praise: Oh my goodnesses & graciousneses! My little boy Sprutikins is loose on Ebay!  
User: grumpynam@aol.com (121)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:31:13 PDT 
Praise: You may be grumpy for two reasons: you are on AOL, but you think you're in 'Nam.  
User: cooldude62 (10)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:31:01 PDT 
Praise: Apparently you're not cool enough. Someone got the cool number before you.  
User: cjscrap@prodigy.net (60)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:30:29 PDT 
Praise: CJ is a good guy. Give him a break. Wipe him once in a while.  
User: groundpilot (79)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:30:25 PDT 
Praise: When you learn to fly in the air, give us a call. Thanks!  
User: chintznutz (94)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:30:03 PDT 
Praise: Velvet and silk are very nice, but she is not nutz about THEM. Still A+  
User: speedracer (27)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:29:51 PDT 
Praise: Does it slow you down to eat tuna casserole while shifting? It takes practice.  
User: great2day (16)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:29:49 PDT 
Praise: I had a great night, myself. Look on your porch. You won't be so great today.  
User: china-man (14)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:29:30 PDT 
Praise: 4.4 billion people. I guess you aren't that significant, china-man.  
User: greasy (7) Date: 07/25/99, 09:29:06 PDT 
Praise: I bite into my sweaty arm and the grease runs over my face and down my neck.  
User: captainstupid (64)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:28:42 PDT 
Praise: Who's your commanding officer? Major Boner? I will tell him how dumb you are!  
User: grannyflo (225)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:28:24 PDT 
Praise: Taking life one drip at a time.  
User: bunnyslippers (57)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:28:10 PDT 
Praise: Bunnyslippers, Schmunnyslippers. Those are your real feet! A+++++  
User: budlight (3) Date: 07/25/99, 09:27:43 PDT 
Praise: Beer. Beer. Beer. Piss. Beer. Beer. Beer. Piss. Beer. Beer. Puke. Beer. Beer.  
User: speedbuggy98 (184)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:27:35 PDT 
Praise: Keep on speedin, eBayer. You're going straight to Helsinki.  
User: bubble212 (51)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:27:15 PDT 
Praise: I popped bubbleface's first 150 or so bubbles. You and the rest got away.  
User: that_guy (12)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:27:09 PDT 
Praise: Which guy, which one? The guy with the feedback rating of 5?  
User: bubbie (3) Date: 07/25/99, 09:26:45 PDT 
Praise: Your kishkes are delicious, bubbie. And the way you stuff the derma -- oy!  
User: gob (11)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:26:42 PDT 
Praise: 1) A lump or mass of something soft. A large quantity or amount. Waste  
User: bradybunch (2) Date: 07/25/99, 09:26:15 PDT 
Praise: Was Greg sleeping with Mrs. Brady or Marcia? Either way, Jan was jealous!  
User: starfish (72)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:25:45 PDT 
Praise: I am tempted to cut off your arms to see if you regenerate and bid again.  
User: bookrats (8) Date: 07/25/99, 09:25:40 PDT 
Praise: Bookworms are people who eat books, so does that mean you eat those people?  
User: boobootoo (45)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:25:04 PDT 
Praise: I see you've been boo boo-ing da fubu. You went a da boo boo boo!  
User: skidmarq (5) Date: 07/25/99, 09:24:23 PDT 
Praise: AFTERBURN!!!  
User: splinter (3) Date: 07/25/99, 09:24:21 PDT 
Praise: Get the tweezers. Get the Tweezers, I said!!!! Get The TWEEZERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  
User: bigtoe (10)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:23:35 PDT 
Praise: I had to use tough actin Tinactin on your items. You're spreading athlete's foot  
User: sixpinetrees (377)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:23:33 PDT 
Praise: And you carry all 6 wherever you go? That's unnecessary. No one would steal 'em.  
User: spiderman! (38)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:22:58 PDT 
Praise: Spiderman, Spiderman, Bids on things with spider hands, them defaults.  
User: bighuey (44)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:22:53 PDT 
Praise: His dolls are better than littlehuey's, who rips the hair out before shipping.  
User: simba (99)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:21:47 PDT 
Praise: You're young Simba. In a few years you'll be less young. Later you'll be old.  
User: spasmodic (1) Date: 07/25/99, 09:21:26 PDT 
Praise: As she's placing her snipe bid, Bertha gets highly spasmodic and can't hit OK..  
User: saywhen (18)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:20:26 PDT 
Praise: Where  
User: berthabutt (1) Date: 07/25/99, 09:20:23 PDT 
Praise: When Bertha Butt did her boogie, she started the Bertha Butt BOOOGGGIIIEEE!!!!  
User: saywhat (3) Date: 07/25/99, 09:20:01 PDT 
Praise: Who  
User: bernie@ebay.com (4) Date: 07/25/99, 09:19:56 PDT 
Praise: Does not answer e-mail after asserting mega-power over innocent joyriders.  
User: soupboy (25)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:19:55 PDT 
Praise: Send me some minestroni and split pea on the double, I need it for my bath..  
User: sayhey24 (106)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:19:28 PDT 
Praise: heyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyheyhe  
User: beisbol (242)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:19:21 PDT 
Praise: I like to play beisbol, futbol, basketbol, and racketbol, pero no tennisbol.  
User: beancurd (2) Date: 07/25/99, 09:18:50 PDT 
Praise: Glop Glop! Who's that on my shoe? Glop Glop! What's that in my pants? Glop Glop!  
User: sam-i-aint (101)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:18:32 PDT 
Praise: Refund my money and I'll give you your daughter back. Sattu? Yes, its me.  
Response: I don't know who this is... I have never done business with this person. 
User: soapdude1 (16)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:18:25 PDT 
Praise: So clean! SO VERY CLEAN! SO CLEAN AND SLIPPERY!!!  
User: austinpowers (6) Date: 07/25/99, 09:18:20 PDT 
Praise: Does positive feedback make you horny, baby? It makes me RANDY, baby! YEAH!  
User: asseenontv (5) Date: 07/25/99, 09:17:50 PDT 
Praise: I thought they did not allow ass to be shown on TV, except NYPD Blue.  
User: archimedes (172)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:17:24 PDT 
Praise: Uses PYRAMIDAL boxes to ship items. Claims it saves packaging. BULLSHIT.  
User: shooter49 (7) Date: 07/25/99, 09:17:01 PDT 
Praise: Missed me.  
User: analleakage (1) Date: 07/25/99, 09:16:49 PDT 
Praise: Good guy, but goes through a lot of Wet Naps after lunch. Garbage smells funny.  
User: adamfgriswold (21)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:16:13 PDT 
Praise: You have a stuffy name. I bet you're a lawyer. Or British. Or both. Or neither.  
User: sells2u (20)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:16:12 PDT 
Praise: Always a pleasure to deal with. Cherrful 100% refund every time.  
User: 9-hi-lop-lop (714)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:15:40 PDT 
Praise: 7-low-flop-flop. 8-medium-crop-crop. 10-too-high-chop-chop.  
User: 38dd (3) Date: 07/25/99, 09:15:02 PDT 
Praise: I thought they were real. Well, this proves me wrong. Now I'll send them back.  
User: 2167bob (12)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:14:32 PDT 
Praise: When you saw bob2166 was taken, you tried 2166bob. Oh well. It's close.  
User: schmegma (1) Date: 07/25/99, 09:14:12 PDT 
Praise: Youn are avoidable with simple good hygiene. Then what's your problem??  
User: 10commandments (52)starmask Date: 07/25/99, 09:14:06 PDT 
Praise: #8 - Thou shalt not use self-loading midi files on thy auction pages.  
User: ski4mike@aol.com (10)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:13:28 PDT 
Praise: I will ski 4 mike if he'll dance for me. Dance like a woman.I'll ski naked 4 u!  
User: sithapprentice (27)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:12:52 PDT 
Praise: Honest! Tells you in his name he is a shit apprentice. I admire that!  
User: pship (96)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:12:25 PDT 
Praise: Well that's a new name for it: "I need to go dock the pee ship. Be right back."  
User: polarcap (1) Date: 07/25/99, 09:12:06 PDT 
Praise: Arctic niggas will polarcap your punk ass.  
User: momsmuff (70)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:11:48 PDT 
Praise: You could keep your hands warm in your mom's muff, I bet.  
User: multiplier (3) Date: 07/25/99, 09:11:07 PDT 
Praise: 5x6=30. 4x8=32. 9x10=90. 3x13=69. I am only doing what God said, OK?  
User: roundmann (309)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:10:45 PDT 
Praise: You are so round, I bid on your whole surface. Then I lick you.  
User: sadbad (25)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:10:16 PDT 
Praise: but happygood  
User: saved1 (608)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:09:43 PDT 
Praise: Thank you for saving the letter L.  
User: robmary (26)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:09:22 PDT 
Praise: She does have alot of jewelry, & she does leave it laying out. OK, I'll do it.  
User: fool1 (1) Date: 07/25/99, 09:08:59 PDT 
Praise: A bigger fool than fool2 and fool3, but there are others who are MORE foolish.  
User: rustypup (90)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:08:38 PDT 
Praise: Dont squeak, little feller. I put WD-40 in your water bowl. Because I care.  
User: fool2 (19)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:08:27 PDT 
Praise: A bigger fool than fool1, but not as big as fool3. Way to go, fool2!  
User: fool3 (1) Date: 07/25/99, 09:07:53 PDT 
Praise: Not as big a fool as either fool1 or fool2!! Way to go, fool3!  
User: rm1127 (272)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:07:45 PDT 
Praise: On my way up now. Get my items ready. I have CASH. And a gun.  
User: fuzzbubba (452)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:07:28 PDT 
Praise: I shaved my fuzzbubba in the shape of a flower.  
User: reelvalue (243)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:06:32 PDT 
Praise: 3 Yen.  
User: goatsucker (8) Date: 07/25/99, 09:06:17 PDT 
Praise: I bet you bid on sweet things to cover the bad taste of goats in your mouth.  
User: redlady2 (86)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:05:59 PDT 
Praise: Ketchup is a vegetable, but you apparently use it as an accessory.  
User: gerbil (137)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:05:37 PDT 
Praise: You must get an anxiety attack in the proximity of butt cheeks, poor fella.  
User: geminifarm (13)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:05:03 PDT 
Praise: To grow good Geminis, do you let Taurus fertilize them?  
User: redhotdog (69)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:04:51 PDT 
Praise: I burnt my tongue on your dogs. I should've known not to micro them for 12 mins!  
User: krazy4beans (218)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:04:44 PDT 
Praise: and there crazy out your ass!  
Response: I have no idea who this is!!! I sure don't like being cursed at though. 
User: gaseous (2) Date: 07/25/99, 09:04:32 PDT 
Praise: Teriffic experience. Seller is completely INVISIBLE to the naked eye  
User: frogwarden (92)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:04:00 PDT 
Praise: How do you get the frogs to all go to sleep at the same time? Very talented.  
User: chowchow (1906)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:03:55 PDT 
Praise: woof woof, chow chow, eat that, now now.  
User: foreskin (5) Date: 07/25/99, 09:03:19 PDT 
Praise: Four score and seven years ago, our forefathers were uncut. And nasty.  
User: fishinbob (64)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:02:51 PDT 
Praise: Robert ate the entire sushi platter himself, so now there's a ton of fishinBob.  
User: fruity (4) Date: 07/25/99, 09:02:47 PDT 
Praise: Those ASST. PLASTIC FRUITS were no good & fattening. They're lodged in my ass!  
User: chopdog (107)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:02:42 PDT 
Praise: Lowered. Hydraulics. 1200 Watt system. Ground FX. 13" tires. Spikey collar.  
User: radiocollecter (2) Date: 07/25/99, 09:02:38 PDT 
Praise: Do you ever turn them all on at once and then shut them right down again?  
User: firstgrade (135)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:02:17 PDT 
Praise: Next week, class, we'll learn to SUBTRACT! Remember, no guns now.  
User: sea-otter (176)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:01:46 PDT 
Praise: bid while you can. there are 56 orcas in ebay now, from orca to orca55.  
User: feeddog (54)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:01:45 PDT 
Praise: To do List: Play with self, shower, play with self, dress, adjust balls, feeddog  
User: china (113)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:01:33 PDT 
Praise: When china buys my items, I know I've made it big!  
User: racer-bob (28)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:01:20 PDT 
Praise: I'll race you to the corner! Ready, 1,2,3, Go! Wait, where's the corner?  
User: fatso (2) Date: 07/25/99, 09:00:57 PDT 
Praise: When people bid on your items, do you EAT the bids? I bet you do, you glutton!  
User: cbrunocme (4) Date: 07/25/99, 09:00:45 PDT 
Praise: I c bruno c'ing you. Do you c him? He c's you. I c him.  
User: earlgreyisgood (10)star Date: 07/25/99, 09:00:08 PDT 
Praise: earlgreyisfullofhimself  
User: catfrmhell (269)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:59:49 PDT 
Praise: Do you live in my house? I could swear you do.  
User: luvtomom (44)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:59:48 PDT 
Praise: Uh oh. Don't use a fork.  
User: prankster (208)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:59:35 PDT 
Praise: I know you wouldn't appreciate feedback like this. That's why I'm not sending it  
User: porklion (299)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:59:16 PDT 
Praise: Excuse me, don't you mean pork LOIN? Or have you discovered some mutant feline?  
User: carstruck (224)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:59:04 PDT 
Praise: Also known as an accident.  
User: carmattson@hotmail.com (6) Date: 07/25/99, 08:58:09 PDT 
Praise: You are the son of a car mat. Buy from you? Sell to you? No and no.  
User: pookiemom (42)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:58:00 PDT 
Praise: My mom would never call herself pookie. Mrs.Potato Head, yes, but not pookie.  
User: carguy (478)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:57:00 PDT 
Praise: Strong biceps. Low mileage.  
User: mealybug (7) Date: 07/25/99, 08:56:41 PDT 
Praise: I found you in my dried lentils, having some kind of weird,legume disco ho-down.  
User: caesarmom (40)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:56:05 PDT 
Praise: Put some croutons in mom's hair and add some raw eggs, cheese and anchovies. Mmm  
User: pooches2 (27)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:56:04 PDT 
Praise: If all the pooches in Utah came to you, would you change to pooches6786223?  
User: butchypie (10)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:55:01 PDT 
Praise: There's something wrong with this pie, but I just can't figure it out...  
User: bunny37bunny (73)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:53:53 PDT 
Praise: doggie58doggie kitty45kitty birdie72birdie whyamidoingthis22whyamidoingthis  
User: bslayer (106)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:52:28 PDT 
Praise: I suppose you'd rather our alphabet had 25 letters.  
User: bossbidder (26)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:51:33 PDT 
Praise: I'll bid on your boss & win.Then I'll be his boss and That'll make me your boss!  
User: bonafone (34)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:50:23 PDT 
Praise: The operator won't appreciate you doing that.  
User: pill81 (16)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:49:50 PDT 
Praise: I know what you are asking yourself:"Why, oh, why didn't I take the 80th. pill?"  
User: bingo-dog (6) Date: 07/25/99, 08:49:31 PDT 
Praise: B-5. Woof! O-7. Ruf! G-15 BINGO!! Look out, I'm a talkin' dog who just won $500!  
User: bidhi (19)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:48:09 PDT 
Praise: Lucky duck! Narrowly beat out Stan36, who bid $1.04! Glad you had that nickel?  
User: photoman@clear.lakes.com (79)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:47:48 PDT 
Praise: Are you a man or a photo? I CAN'T TELL! Either way I'll nibble your edges.  
User: bell-man (41)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:46:59 PDT 
Praise: Say it! Say DING!  
User: baltar (10)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:46:18 PDT 
Praise: So THAT'S what smells like MUSK on eBay.  
User: phillipscar (13)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:46:08 PDT 
Praise: He gave you a scar too, did he? Why in the world does he SHARPEN that peg leg?  
User: average (16)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:45:15 PDT 
Praise: Excellent PACKAGING. Way above average! Way way way above!  
User: penjar (59)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:44:33 PDT 
Praise: Small enough to write with, yet big enough to put things in, like olives.  
User: angle-from-heaven (22)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:44:12 PDT 
Praise: Wow, you sure are from heaven! neither obtuse nor acute, but exactly 90 degrees!  
User: oreokitty (59)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:43:30 PDT 
Praise: Be careful where you lick, oreokitty.  
User: olddolllover (55)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:42:38 PDT 
Praise: I can't blame you. Old people are nasty. I'd prefer a doll too.  
User: alwaysdancing (43)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:42:29 PDT 
Praise: Except when you're not.  
User: all4cash (129)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:41:47 PDT 
Praise: It can't all be for cash, because then what's the cash for?  
User: adam (1379)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:40:41 PDT 
Praise: Were you the FIRST eBayer? If so, was Eve your only bidder? Musta been boring.  
User: ogre33 (17)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:40:09 PDT 
Praise: I will overclock you and make you my superogre66.  
User: ace-ventura (17)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:39:19 PDT 
Praise: Finkle is Einhorn and Einhorn... IS FINKLE!  
User: noodlero@netzero.net (7) Date: 07/25/99, 08:39:03 PDT 
Praise: I am Barry Manilow. You can hear me singing.  
User: abelgo (24)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:38:26 PDT 
Praise: A bell go ding!  
User: aargh! (164)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:37:50 PDT 
Praise: You dolt! Don't try to eat those wax fruits. They'll lodge in your colon!  
User: nobags (89)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:37:49 PDT 
Praise: If you don't have bags, please explain those! Oh, sorry, those are your THIGHS..  
User: dad (7) Date: 07/25/99, 08:36:25 PDT 
Praise: Dad, if you want to know what felching is, I can't tell you. Ask Bruce.  
User: nicewizard (16)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:36:02 PDT 
Praise: Turn me into a happy bunny. The evil witch made me a wretched bunny.  
User: 4stones (21)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:35:56 PDT 
Praise: Items came wrapped in a blue singing lady. Caught me off guard.  
User: 4calgal (8) Date: 07/25/99, 08:34:59 PDT 
Praise: Four calories a day is not enough to sustain life. You'll soon be 4calskeleton.  
User: needmore$ (6) Date: 07/25/99, 08:34:50 PDT 
Praise: Then stop bidding! Why'd you bid on Darknin Toothpaste? What excrement is that?  
User: banana-twirl (528)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:33:51 PDT 
Praise: Very skilled banana wrangler. No nonsense person. Does only QUALITY twirls.  
User: mybigtire (12)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:31:37 PDT 
Praise: Mybignail. Yourbigflat.  
User: mwaterbury (28)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:30:48 PDT 
Praise: Mr.Waterbury, all I want to know is, did you get the job of burying the water?  
User: mudbucket1 (34)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:29:13 PDT 
Praise: On the positive side, your next life HAS to be better, right? Might be a box.  
User: anut4furbys (53)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:28:56 PDT 
Praise: I might pay a lot for a furby, but I wouldn't give up a nut for one.  
User: anime-fan (51)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:27:48 PDT 
Praise: Anime-airconditioner is better  
User: mr.dead (8) Date: 07/25/99, 08:27:35 PDT 
Praise: I summon your soul... oooaaahhh. I feed you gravy. OOOAAAHHH!  
User: ah! (62)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:27:03 PDT 
Praise: How so! GRO PROTATO GRO! GRO GRO GRO!  
User: jacksant (17)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:26:14 PDT 
Praise: Hello there little ant. Would you like to bid on a crumb? No reserve!  
User: mowmowman (14)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:25:17 PDT 
Praise: Keep on mowin', mowmow man!  
User: jackben (7) Date: 07/25/99, 08:25:16 PDT 
Praise: No, that wouldn't be right. Me and Ben are just friends.  
User: itchyfoot (123)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:24:21 PDT 
Praise: Feet itch when they get wet. Get used to it. You have a weak bladder. Drink less  
User: mousnut (49)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:24:07 PDT 
Praise: Just one? They're small. Might as well have a set, ya know?  
User: itchamajig@webtv.net (16)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:23:10 PDT 
Praise: If you itch, it only gets worseamajig. And sloughs off.  
Response: Umm, Thanks for the tip? 
User: mouseballs (14)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:23:05 PDT 
Praise: Way to go mouseballs! I can picture a handful of mouseballs typing & using eBay!  
User: ilovesnoopy (92)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:21:45 PDT 
Praise: I love snoopy too. He never talks though. I think that's because he's dead.  
User: mooseman! (54)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:21:20 PDT 
Praise: You eat plants in the wild, but in the mail you adjust and eat cinnabuns.  
User: ibuylo (44)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:20:31 PDT 
Praise: isellcrap. youoverpaid. hah.  
User: mom2boys (864)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:20:08 PDT 
Praise: Boyz2men, mom2boys, its the same thing really. You grow and change.  
User: hotspot (355)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:19:36 PDT 
Praise: Depending on the time of the month, my fuzzbubba can be a real hotspot.  
User: mojorizn1 (49)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:18:37 PDT 
Praise: Mojo is funny like that. One day it'll be rising but the next day it won't.  
User: heavenlymaiden (27)starmask Date: 07/25/99, 08:18:35 PDT 
Praise: Right foot gas. Left foot brake.  
User: hearts4me (10)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:17:42 PDT 
Praise: If you're anything like me, you let them sit around the house & beat on tables.  
User: modaddy (3) Date: 07/25/99, 08:16:59 PDT 
Praise: Is you my daddy mo than my mommy, 'o is you equally my mommy and daddy?  
User: havegoodday (167)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:16:33 PDT 
Praise: Sank you so mach! Here, take eggroll. Take eggroll for you. I SAY TAKE EGGROLL!  
User: mkwood (31)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:15:18 PDT 
Praise: Good idea. Make wood. Out of what, may I ask? Other wood?  
User: hateboxtoys (102)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:15:17 PDT 
Praise: Then don't order any! All toys come in a box! Where've you been?  
User: mikeye23 (8)mask Date: 07/25/99, 08:14:03 PDT 
Praise: Milk Eye? What the halitosis is a milk eye?  
User: hardheavy (33)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:12:50 PDT 
Praise: Hard means dumb and heavy means you.  
User: gttalvme (46)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:12:03 PDT 
Praise: Yeah, I'll love you alright. With a rock.  
Response: Who are you, and why did you leave such a nasty commment? 
User: memphis-mom (28)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:10:26 PDT 
Praise: Wow, you're the Mom of the whole city???!!!! I'm in awe!  
User: gooseklr (115)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:09:26 PDT 
Praise: I will not buy from you. You wil only use that money to kill more geese.  
User: majoros (47)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:08:59 PDT 
Praise: My favorite cereal is Major O's. They taste like real bits of Majors & Generals.  
User: goobat (93)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:08:20 PDT 
Praise: What happens when a bat flies into a propeller? GOO Bat!  
User: glueman (177)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:07:24 PDT 
Praise: I bought glue from you, but you used it all sealing the box. Where's the bottle?  
User: magiccarpet (702)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:07:14 PDT 
Praise: Is that doggie stain magic too?  
User: gizmoalien (35)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:06:19 PDT 
Praise: You abducted me- Not a fair way to draw people to your auction! Check the RULES!  
User: litterbox (26)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:06:17 PDT 
Praise: Sometimes Tom Green makes me laugh so loudly, the cat craps in the closet! A+  
User: kimba (77)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:05:15 PDT 
Praise: Uses magnanimous vocabulary including DROMEDARY & TRANSACTION. And bid.  
User: fishcamp (208)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:05:02 PDT 
Praise: The fish can play soccer, ride horses, hike, and make friends at Fishcamp.  
User: firstlady1 (103)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:03:53 PDT 
Praise: Hah. Someone beat you to it eh? You had to put that "1" at the end, I see.  
User: kid2117 (10)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:03:15 PDT 
Praise: Damn! Put a cork in yo mama boyee!  
User: doodaa (101)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:02:36 PDT 
Praise: Camptown ladies sing this song, doodah doodah. Then they play cards. Big whoop.  
User: joy36 (77)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:02:14 PDT 
Praise: I give up. What's officially joy #36? I know joy #711 is a slurpy.  
User: dogdoc@ix.netcom.com (9) Date: 07/25/99, 08:01:29 PDT 
Praise: Fix him up doc. He ate a beehive yesterday and we can still hear the buzzing.  
User: bbowwow (39)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:00:47 PDT 
Praise: bow wow wow goes woof woof woof. Wow! Wow! Wow! He said woof woof woof!  
User: docnurse (68)star Date: 07/25/99, 08:00:16 PDT 
Praise: Please help. My foot is brokensprained.  
User: dissection (6) Date: 07/25/99, 07:59:26 PDT 
Praise: I'm used to seeing guts. I dissect things everyday. I use a baseball bat.  
User: despiseher (17)star Date: 07/25/99, 07:58:16 PDT 
Praise: I despise who I want to despise. But I despise you because you told me to.  
User: barbies4me! (110)star Date: 07/25/99, 07:57:59 PDT 
Praise: Here ya go. Take them. I don't play "Up the mineshaft" with them anymore.  
User: customford (8) Date: 07/25/99, 07:57:05 PDT 
Praise: Finally! Someone else who thinks we should all cuss Tom Ford.  
User: banjo007 (3) Date: 07/25/99, 07:56:27 PDT 
Praise: Did Q or M put a rocket launcher inside? Or a hamster? A hamster with a rocket?  
User: crouchend (11)star Date: 07/25/99, 07:55:58 PDT 
Praise: I do believe that is the worst end.  
User: greezy (0) Date: 07/25/99, 07:54:22 PDT 
Praise: My DrizzieDog is water repellant. Do you know why? Its cuz he is so GREEZY!  
User: colourblind (4) Date: 07/25/99, 07:54:08 PDT 
Praise: The box of crayons you sent me is useless. They're all CLEAR wax! So I ate them.  
User: cj7owner (4) Date: 07/25/99, 07:52:50 PDT 
Praise: With your jeep we can drive up the hill and bid on the items up there.  
User: onesheet (210)star Date: 07/25/99, 07:52:31 PDT 
Praise: Most Americans use 8 sheets. Did You know that?  
User: christoe (13)star Date: 07/25/99, 07:51:42 PDT 
Praise: Christ died for our sins and then his toe comes back to bid on eBay auctions??!!  
Response: hmmm, not what i had in mind - I wanted to be christo - but it had gone!!!!! 
User: stevecrab (5) Date: 07/25/99, 07:51:34 PDT 
Praise: You got them from Sporty Spice.  
User: catsrsweet (105)star Date: 07/25/99, 07:50:22 PDT 
Praise: Cats are sweeter when covered in a FABULOUS mango custard!  
User: capt.deadpool (210)star Date: 07/25/99, 07:49:13 PDT 
Praise: Full starboard! All reverse! ... Yeah, crash and sink you lousy captain.  
User: buttonman (284)star Date: 07/25/99, 07:46:43 PDT 
Praise: Usually it is the man who bids, not the butt on him.  
User: bubba17 (126)star Date: 07/25/99, 07:45:43 PDT 
Praise: Of all the Bubbas, you are number 17.  
User: birdmommy (14)star Date: 07/25/99, 07:43:02 PDT 
Praise: It's not fair. Why won't you just GIVE me the worm?My mouth is open! Must I bid?  
User: birdiesthings (272)star Date: 07/25/99, 07:41:25 PDT 
Praise: I was very pleased with the nest and neglected infant birdies.  
User: bigwinnie (65)star Date: 07/25/99, 07:40:12 PDT 
Praise: I think you are a littlewinnie. Let's agree to disagree  
User: biffbarf (280)star Date: 07/25/99, 07:39:11 PDT 
Praise: Biff, the extra bag really wasn't necessary. Really, Biff, it wasn't.  
User: beepbeep7 (6)mask Date: 07/25/99, 07:37:50 PDT 
Praise: Crash! RRRRR! My car says hi to your car.  
User: beely (48)star Date: 07/25/99, 07:36:43 PDT 
Praise: There was an insect here earlier. It wasn't a bee, but it was beely. That's YOU?  
User: bearsrme (11)star Date: 07/25/99, 07:35:16 PDT 
Praise: Bears are you? What, are you like Voltron or something?  
User: bearbgone (270)star Date: 07/25/99, 07:34:02 PDT 
Praise: The bear didn't go anywhere. It's hiding in one of your children.  
User: dorothy-in-oz (293)star Date: 07/25/99, 07:07:19 PDT 
Praise: I am sending back the red shoes. They are not magic as your ad stated.  
User: dollabill (1) Date: 07/25/99, 07:06:48 PDT 
Praise: You bid so high and skillfully, you give a whole new meaning to 'one dollar'!  
User: dogwomn (43)star Date: 07/25/99, 07:06:28 PDT 
Praise: At night she howls and during the day she itches.  
User: dogman (27)star Date: 07/25/99, 07:06:11 PDT 
Praise: Selling clothes to people like you is gratifying. Because you're like a dog.  
User: doctorlove (2) Date: 07/25/99, 07:05:27 PDT 
Praise: I have bad news, Mrs. Anderson. Your love is broken. I'll write a prescription.  
User: disneymania (126)star Date: 07/25/99, 07:04:54 PDT 
Praise: Ooh Where are you going? You're going to eBay, because you can't afford Disney.  
User: dildo (4) Date: 07/25/99, 07:04:23 PDT 
Praise: My crippled dad uses your dildos all freaking day. He won't say why, either.  
User: delirious (2) Date: 07/25/99, 07:03:55 PDT 
Praise: I would ask to see the menu, but this is no restaurant and I am no customer.  
User: delicateflower (81)star Date: 07/25/99, 07:03:26 PDT 
Praise: Once, in a past life, I was a dinosaur. I said "growl" to you. What did you say?  
User: daveonwebtv (17)star Date: 07/25/99, 07:02:59 PDT 
Praise: Hi there dave!  
User: darkmeat (1) Date: 07/25/99, 07:02:31 PDT 
Praise: When the sun goes behind the thigh, there is a lipid-eclipse. Don't stare.  
User: daisyduke1 (16)star Date: 07/25/99, 07:01:53 PDT 
Praise: You have a perty mouth hole fer a country gurl. Thanks for shipping it so fast.  
User: crotchrot (1) Date: 07/25/99, 07:01:20 PDT 
Praise: Take my advice, everyone: Bid high! Don't go low or you'll run into....  
User: coward (3) Date: 07/25/99, 07:00:57 PDT 
Praise: I suppose it wouldn't be a compliment to say you put the COW into COWARD. AAA+++  
User: missmanners (8) Date: 07/25/99, 07:00:23 PDT 
Praise: You're not so civilized. I saw you taking a dump the old fashioned way. RRR!  
User: cinnabar (5) Date: 07/25/99, 06:58:08 PDT 
Praise: I have a 26 yr old dog. It eats cinnibars all day. They come out all night.  
User: chuck24 (37)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:57:46 PDT 
Praise: What do you call a super human being? Someone whose soul is immortal? Chuck 23!  
User: chewtoy (1) Date: 07/25/99, 06:57:12 PDT 
Praise: I don't bid, but I do chew. I want to chew you. I want you in my mouth hole NOW!  
User: cheesy (10)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:56:46 PDT 
Praise: You contain "real cheese product." Congratulations. Now get in my tummy.  
User: carrion (235)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:56:25 PDT 
Praise: I bid on your carcass, but your body did not ship. Was it eaten on the way?  
User: buttflake (2) Date: 07/25/99, 06:55:52 PDT 
Praise: The funny thing is I know you in real life and that's your real name.  
User: bullman4stock (8) Date: 07/25/99, 06:55:25 PDT 
Praise: Pile it up over there, bullman. By the door. Then take it all back.  
User: buckyball (4) Date: 07/25/99, 06:55:00 PDT 
Praise: They're made of carbon? Whatever. As long as they're hairy, watch for my foot.  
User: brindle (1) Date: 07/25/99, 06:54:23 PDT 
Praise: You are a spotted lab. Make the evil joker face! Good boy. Rich people, brindle.  
User: bowlinggirl (96)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:53:51 PDT 
Praise: How do you bowl on eBay? Are the 10 pins a dutch auction?  
User: bluebirds99 (10)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:53:29 PDT 
Praise: I like feeding you bids. You chirp and look at me with all your eyes.  
User: bignastytx (20)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:43:52 PDT 
Praise: Texas is undisputably big, but many people would argue with the nasty parts.  
User: bigfoot68 (63)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:43:27 PDT 
Praise: Why didn't you just take one more footstep when you picked a name?  
User: bigdaddy (275)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:43:06 PDT 
Praise: Look bigdaddy, it's regular daddy.  
User: bigblack (8) Date: 07/25/99, 06:42:44 PDT 
Praise: Make it bounce! Yeah! I'll slap it! Point it at my fuzzbubba.  
User: berniesmom (2)mask Date: 07/25/99, 06:42:19 PDT 
Praise: Tell Bernie to return my email. Tell his little friends Karl and Ally too.  
User: beesting (1) Date: 07/25/99, 06:41:44 PDT 
Praise: I put creme on you. You'll feel better. All is well. OH NO ANOTHER BEE! RUN!!!  
User: bedwetter (2) Date: 07/25/99, 06:41:02 PDT 
Praise: Not funny. I expected unsoiled sheets from you. They're still DAMP for Gods sake  
User: beanbrain (176)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:40:14 PDT 
Praise: I opened your head and made a nice chip dip with your beanbrain. Yummy.  
User: barnaclebill (2) Date: 07/25/99, 06:39:43 PDT 
Praise: Scrape off them barnacles, matey. Scrape them off with your bare teeth, I say!  
User: bah-humbug (30)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:39:13 PDT 
Praise: You bid low (stingy old coot).I buy your low bids and sell them high for profit.  
User: zool (26)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:38:43 PDT 
Praise: Vego, why am I drippings with goo?  
User: work4me@earthlink.net (18)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:38:26 PDT 
Praise: Work for yourself, transaction Jackson.  
User: wolfworks (37)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:38:01 PDT 
Praise: Good, I'm glad you got finally got it started!  
User: what2do (24)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:37:44 PDT 
Praise: Bid, I guess. There's not much else to do.  
User: wharbi (5) Date: 07/25/99, 06:37:26 PDT 
Praise: Like a furby, only stupider.  
User: whap (3) Date: 07/25/99, 06:37:11 PDT 
Praise: Holy Hubcaps, Batman! This ebayer is hitting or impacting something in some way.  
User: we4jesus (4) Date: 07/25/99, 06:36:41 PDT 
Praise: Give props out to Jesus! Jesus be raisin da ROOF in heaven!  
User: waldogg (2) Date: 07/25/99, 06:36:22 PDT 
Praise: No, that's a very large fly. Run!  
User: usellibid (582)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:36:11 PDT 
Praise: No, I feedback. I feedback YOU. That's all I do!  
User: unclemary (314)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:35:50 PDT 
Praise: Uncle Mary used to be Aunt Mary, but we can't talk about that right now.  
User: trinkets (315)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:34:46 PDT 
Praise: Your items are going straight up my ass as soon as they arrive. Zoom!  
User: towface (27)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:34:15 PDT 
Praise: You have a trailerhitch for a nose and taillights for eyes.  
User: toughnut (29)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:33:56 PDT 
Praise: What! Are you trying to break it open?  
User: tomandtom (14)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:33:41 PDT 
Praise: You schizophrenic, you! Do you sell AND bid on the same item?  
User: thunderstrikes (5) Date: 07/25/99, 06:33:15 PDT 
Praise: That's what I told krazy4beans.  
User: threephourths (4) Date: 07/25/99, 06:32:52 PDT 
Praise: ...Of a brain.  
User: threedogday (51)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:32:32 PDT 
Praise: Dogs can keep you warm at night, but if you have threedogdays, you're lonely.  
User: thorobred (68)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:31:52 PDT 
Praise: I always thought thorobred was redundant. OF COURSE your parents bred thoroughly  
User: the-camel (10)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:31:22 PDT 
Praise: The one who smokes?  
User: the_dealer (23)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:31:01 PDT 
Praise: Thanks for the HEROINE. Thanks even more for the HO's.  
User: teamwingnut (35)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:30:13 PDT 
Praise: Go team wingnut!Twist! Twist! Twist! Whoops, the other way. Twist! Twist! Twist!  
User: swiftkick (20)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:29:44 PDT 
Praise: in the Santa Claus. Ain't so jolly no more.  
User: surplusbuyer (7) Date: 07/25/99, 06:29:29 PDT 
Praise: I don't have any surplus to sell you. It's all going to Social Security.  
User: sunnshyney (696)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:29:09 PDT 
Praise: I saw Sunn's hyney, and it was very firm and round. I wanted to SQUEEZE it.  
Response: Obviously a prankster. Have had no dealings with this person. 
User: stuff-man (29)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:28:31 PDT 
Praise: Human taxidermy on ebay? Say it ain't so!  
User: star69band@aol.com (207)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:28:13 PDT 
Praise: So you & your friends just call back people who call you? That's illegal.  
Response: Huh??? LOL I have NO idea who this person is OR what they're talking about! :) 
User: spocknut (2) Date: 07/25/99, 06:27:29 PDT 
Praise: So, you could ignore any feelings and instinctive intuition if I kicked you?  
User: soaringpossum (20)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:27:05 PDT 
Praise: You must use a catapult to get them to soar, since possum are very hard to throw  
User: soapscum (10)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:26:35 PDT 
Praise: You paid me the first GREASY dollar I've ever seen! Did you try to wash with it?  
User: slowjo (2) Date: 07/25/99, 06:26:08 PDT 
Praise: Good communication. Used simple words and talked slow. Didn't look shifty.  
User: silvergold (13)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:25:19 PDT 
Praise: The metal's too good for second place, but not good enough for first.  
User: shaven (10)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:24:50 PDT 
Praise: ...not stirred. That's the way James Bond likes it.  
User: searchinhilo (9) Date: 07/25/99, 06:24:32 PDT 
Praise: I searched in Hilo, Albany, AND Richmond, and found no sign of you or your bones  
User: scsi-guy (307)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:24:05 PDT 
Praise: Honestly, are you fast? Do your dates feel cheated?  
User: scream (18)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:23:39 PDT 
Praise: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!  
User: rustybarb (36)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:22:52 PDT 
Praise: This situation can be avoided, Barb, if you bathe weekly in WD-40 & then douche.  
User: rudysoft (5172)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:22:18 PDT 
Praise: When you get excited, are you then rudyhard?  
User: refurbished-hp (114)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:21:09 PDT 
Praise: You got a refurbished hip? Did your HMO cover that?  
User: ratdog (54)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:20:26 PDT 
Praise: Is friendly like a dog, but gnaws your limbs for MEAT.  
User: raptorcom (325)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:20:07 PDT 
Praise: Press the left button to talk, right button to maim.  
User: puppydrum (46)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:19:47 PDT 
Praise: Does the puppy enjoy the rhythmic banging? I don't think so. Call PETA, quick!  
User: potofgold (76)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:19:22 PDT 
Praise: Yeah, isn't it pretty? Flush it and get on with your day.  
User: poor.boy (60)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:15:53 PDT 
Praise: I sent you your apple very fast. Please honor my request and back the core.  
User: peeweepockets (5) Date: 07/25/99, 06:15:23 PDT 
Praise: Around his ankles.  
User: patthebunny (3) Date: 07/25/99, 06:15:07 PDT 
Praise: Who pats the bunny? You do! You're Pat! You're also the bunny!  
User: outbid (13)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:14:44 PDT 
Praise: Yes you were. Don't be so cheap next time.  
User: orcaforce (17)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:14:27 PDT 
Praise: LOOK OUT, SEA-OTTER! Orcaforce is gonna get you!  
User: nutsinohio (63)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:14:09 PDT 
Praise: I hope for your sake you're in Ohio too.  
User: novass (41)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:13:54 PDT 
Praise: You have November ass?! Is that when your ass becomes red, orange and yellow?  
User: no-no (34)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:13:30 PDT 
Praise: You're just screaming "Transaction Positive," ain't ya?  
User: newprocess (11)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:13:07 PDT 
Praise: The new process is I leave feedback BEFORE I buy. Then I don't buy.  
User: newmom (80)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:12:41 PDT 
Praise: A dingo ate your baby.  
User: mystuff-yourstuff (21)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:12:19 PDT 
Praise: Why are we bidding then? Just send me my stuff, dammit!  
Response: This person never bid on any of my items,this AM he left over 100 crazy feedback 
User: music4him (24)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:11:57 PDT 
Praise: I don't like him. I like you. I will give you my music. Don't give it to him.  
User: mrscience (230)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:11:36 PDT 
Praise: I read about you in school. You sure discovered a lot.  
User: mriaidiot (18)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:11:15 PDT 
Praise: I would like you to meet Mrs. U A Moron. Shake her hand, you freak!  
User: mrgadget (141)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:10:52 PDT 
Praise: I'll get you next time, Gadget. Next time.  
User: mojo.flows (114)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:10:35 PDT 
Praise: But within tolerable limits.  
User: moflo (44)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:10:15 PDT 
Praise: Wait til you become a granny - the flow AND the smell will increase dramatically  
User: mikeybaby (62)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:09:39 PDT 
Praise: What's a milk eye baby?  
User: metaldog13 (3) Date: 07/25/99, 06:09:16 PDT 
Praise: When you bite me I need a tetanus shot. Each time. So stop biting me.  
User: megascribe (171)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:08:41 PDT 
Praise: You should have seen the job I've been doing the past week!  
User: marko (109)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:08:22 PDT 
Praise: polo!  
User: lovebear (375)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:08:09 PDT 
Praise: If life were fair, you'd be a eucalyptus-eating koala.  
User: laura-finds (212)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:07:49 PDT 
Praise: a baby in her womb and a beer where it seems the baby was drinking directly.  
User: kurano (2) Date: 07/25/99, 06:07:18 PDT 
Praise: ...no mico, ne?  
User: kimlump@cyberhighway.net (5) Date: 07/25/99, 06:07:00 PDT 
Praise: kimgetitchecked  
User: kilbob (7) Date: 07/25/99, 06:06:45 PDT 
Praise: Already did.  
User: julygirl (143)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:06:30 PDT 
Praise: What are you for the rest of the year?  
User: juant (3) Date: 07/25/99, 06:06:15 PDT 
Praise: Dyslexic.  
User: jimslaw (3) Date: 07/25/99, 06:05:58 PDT 
Praise: Mmm. What do you put in it, Jim? Mayonnaise?  
User: jet4u (11)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:05:39 PDT 
Praise: Wow! Thanks! They're expensive!  
User: jeenagal@aol.com (921)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:05:26 PDT 
Praise: Check out ebay item "Your Head" - Mint condition, sealed in your ass.  
User: istinky (42)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:04:42 PDT 
Praise: Of course you are, ebayer!  
User: irishfrank (3) Date: 07/25/99, 06:04:05 PDT 
Praise: Irish franks DON'T plump when you cook them. They fizzle.  
User: indianscout (45)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:02:49 PDT 
Praise: When you achieve rank of indian, your property is taken away and you get measles  
User: im-stupid (154)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:02:20 PDT 
Praise: No you're not. You're really, really smart. You are patently hideous, however.  
User: imcooking (224)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:01:47 PDT 
Praise: Yes you are! Cooking up bids like you are some kind of animal!  
User: ilovegene (77)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:01:19 PDT 
Praise: Gene's great, isn't he? Always cheerful. So nice. Tells you when you can talk.  
User: i.gotstuff (124)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:00:55 PDT 
Praise: Sure ya do.  
User: houseof6tigers (44)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:00:31 PDT 
Praise: and one of them can fly!  
User: hotrod (138)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:00:17 PDT 
Praise: Whoa, buddy! Dip in in water to cool off!  
User: hellon (128)star Date: 07/25/99, 06:00:02 PDT 
Praise: Earth?  
User: goferwoman (82)star Date: 07/25/99, 05:59:46 PDT 
Praise: Womans, get me my pipe! Womans, bring me the remote control! Womans, you crazy!  
User: goatp (1)mask Date: 07/25/99, 05:59:19 PDT 
Praise: One more reason not to eat yellow snow.  
User: forsaleorbuy (47)star Date: 07/25/99, 05:59:02 PDT 
Praise: or mockery  
User: foggybottom (4) Date: 07/25/99, 05:58:48 PDT 
Praise: That's not fog.  
User: flyhalf (60)star Date: 07/25/99, 05:58:10 PDT 
Praise: The other half can wait at the airport.  
User: fly-fast (601)star Date: 07/25/99, 05:57:55 PDT 
Praise: or don't fly at all.  
User: -fate- (8) Date: 07/25/99, 05:57:31 PDT 
Praise: Why am I feedbacking you? There must be a reason.  
User: farflung@juno.com (168)star Date: 07/25/99, 05:57:08 PDT 
Praise: Hey! Farf may need that lung. Don't auction it!  
User: everlasting.impressions (44)star Date: 07/25/99, 05:56:49 PDT 
Praise: I forgot what I wanted to say about you.  
User: energizer (158)star Date: 07/25/99, 05:56:24 PDT 
Praise: I ordered batteries. Received Duracell. You figure it out.  
User: droopynut (12)star Date: 07/25/99, 05:56:06 PDT 
Praise: How droopy is it? I mean, does it get WET when you go number two?  
User: drillerend (2) Date: 07/25/99, 05:55:43 PDT 
Praise: Yeah! Drill 'er end. You know she loves it!  
User: dicklane (65)star Date: 07/25/99, 05:55:19 PDT 
Praise: Is that anything like the HOV lane?  
User: dicketta (106)star Date: 07/25/99, 05:55:00 PDT 
Praise: You're just like a computer diskette, except you are thick, fleshy, and throb.  
User: deepseaman@aol.com (1) Date: 07/25/99, 05:54:30 PDT 
Praise: It depends how far into the fuzzbubba it reaches, don't ya think?  
User: darius! (18)star Date: 07/25/99, 05:53:44 PDT 
Praise: Stop screaming at me! My name is not Darius, it's Hairyass.  
User: curlytaters (4) Date: 07/25/99, 05:53:19 PDT 
Praise: I won't put my boyfriend's curlytaters in my mouth. Just so you know, stranger.  
User: crossflow (222)star Date: 07/25/99, 05:52:33 PDT 
Praise: Is that even biologically possible?  
User: cracker1 (170)star Date: 07/25/99, 05:52:10 PDT 
Praise: cracka-ass-cracker! What chu doin on ebay wit' yo saltine ass?  
User: cptn-confused (4) Date: 07/25/99, 05:51:28 PDT 
Praise: Turn off your computer. Go outside. Sit down. Eat grass. Feel.  
User: computist (57)star Date: 07/25/99, 05:51:04 PDT 
Praise: Computits? That's unnatural! Morbid! Fascinating!  
User: comicbookie (140)star Date: 07/25/99, 05:50:43 PDT 
Praise: Double or nothing on a 1972 Spiderman. Please don't break my knees.  
User: cojones (6) Date: 07/25/99, 05:50:08 PDT 
Praise: Items received well. I have them in my mouth now. Ack! I just swallowed one.  
User: regulardaddy (1) Date: 07/25/99, 05:49:39 PDT 
Praise: I live in a drawer.  
User: maxdensity (22)star Date: 07/25/99, 05:49:13 PDT 
Praise: Whoa! You would go straight to the bottom of swampdaddy!  
User: denser (264)star Date: 07/25/99, 05:48:53 PDT 
Praise: You don't float. Not even in swampdaddy. Wouldn't have a chance.  
User: swampdaddy (31)star Date: 07/25/99, 05:48:23 PDT 
Praise: Who's your daddy? Your daddy's a SWAMP, kid!!  
User: fuzzbubba (452)star Date: 07/24/99, 17:18:52 PDT 
Praise: I shaved my fuzzbubba in the shape of a flower.  
User: fool3 (1) Date: 07/24/99, 17:18:15 PDT 
Praise: Not as big a fool as either fool1 or fool2!! Way to go, fool3!  
User: ravel75 (3) Date: 07/20/99, 08:30:34 PDT 
Praise: VulgTestchk: ass orgey hell  

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